Let's Get Down to Business, to Defeat the Wiz

[employeeoftheyear]

[Hello everyone! On Wednesday morning there will be notes slipped under each of the dorm room doors.]


SPONGEBOB AND LSP'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARTY
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)

[It sounds totally fine!

Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.

The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.

He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]

Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!

[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]

So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.

[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.

The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]

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3/3

[mcfife]

[And he relaxes.

Angus breathes a sigh of relief and settles into a more comfortable sitting position. A shrug, he rubs the side of his head, confused.]

奇妙な。 その音は何だったのだろうか。

1/2

[mayavericks]

[Completely unfazed.]

What sound?

[mayavericks]

Wait -- What did you say?

[mcfife]

聞こえませんでしたか？ それは悪い形の古いコンピュータのように聞こえました。

[mayavericks]

I didn't hear anything -- [She waits for a handful of seconds, straining to hear.]

That is you, right, Angus?

[mcfife]

[He gives her a wave and a lazy smile.]

うん！ それでも私！

[mayavericks]

I see. And before you heard that sound, what was the last thing you remember?

[Like. Bro you're being awful nice to someone who killed your girlfriend a few days ago, what's the deal.]

[mcfife]

ええと...幽霊を待っています。 ["uhhhh waiting for the ghosts." He says, pointing at the ouija board.

Yeah, he's awfully...chill about all this huh]

[employeeoftheyear]

[He blinks.

And blinks again.]

Are you ok there, Angus?

[mcfife]

ええ、 俺...

[He tilts his head, confused, eyes tilted up.]

すみません、あなたは誰ですか？

[employeeoftheyear]

[If Spongebob understood a lick of Japanese, he would be worried right now.

However, he just smiles blankly at Angus.]

Uh, hello to you too!

[mayavericks]

[employeeoftheyear]

[I’m sorry Maya, your big brother is stupid.]

[mcfife]

...こんにちは?

[He's saying "hi" back. He looks confused at this reaction.]

聞いたよね？ 誰かが話していました。 ["You heard that, right? Someone was talking."]

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well since Maya is here to translate it...]

... No? Unless you’re talking about me! I was talking before you had that episode.

[comeandfindme]

…Angus? What— Why are you speaking Japanese?

[ He just acted really weird and now uhhh. ]

[mcfife]

何を言っている？ これが私の話し方です。

[???? "What are you saying? This is how I speak."]

[comeandfindme]

[ She cluelessly looks at Maya. ]

[mayavericks]

[Guess she's just going to play translator for everyone in between her own questions!]

[comeandfindme]

[ sorry babe ]

Angus… I can’t understand what you’re saying. It’s like— like the foreign language club again.

Re: 3/3

[sugarlumps]

I don't speak Rainicorn, Angus. What the lump.

[mcfife]

ユニコーンじゃないの？

["Don't you mean 'unicorn'"?]

[sugarlumps]

...What's a unicorn. Isn't that, like, those half bicycle things?

[Thank you Maya, and so sorry for having to be go-between here.]

[mcfife]

もちろん、ファイフの強力な魔法の生き物。 角が1つある馬！ ["The powerful magic creatures of Fife, of course. Horses with one horn!"

He demonstrates by leaning back and opening his arms wide. Yes, a unicorn is about this side.]

[sugarlumps]

Horned magic things that- give hugs-?

[Is this a grief thing, is this how Scotsmen grieve.]