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employeeoftheyear) wrote in itscurtains2021-07-11 07:19 pm
Let's Get Down to Business, to Defeat the Wiz
[Hello everyone! On Wednesday morning there will be notes slipped under each of the dorm room doors.]
SPONGEBOB AND LSP'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARTY
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)
[It sounds totally fine!
Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.
The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.
He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]
Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!
[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]
So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.
[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.
The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)
[It sounds totally fine!
Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.
The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.
He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]
Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!
[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]
So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.
[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.
The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]
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W-what's he's saying? Is he okay? He doesn't sound hurt, does he?
[Discord's dead already.]
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Angus sits and waits patiently in silence for a minutes, and when he breaks it, he sings:]
No man or machine
Is more than their mistakes.
[Yes, that was in English.]
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[Him??? Try to hard??? Never!]
Oh, you can speak English! But I... don't know what you're talking about
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So he's okay then?
[He decidedly does not answer if he thinks that's a rude statement.
:) If it's his dad's saying it he's probably right.]
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You can make a difference.
You can make it right.
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That gets him to stop.]
... Angus? Is that still you?
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don't think of goodbyes.
Think how we're right here, ever, ever, ever
[Still English, so that's good? Wonder where all these songs are coming from!]
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When he sings again, he can barely keep up with the melody. Lyrics pour out of his mouth faster than any human should, speeding through the message like a tape record on fast forward, fast forward, fast forward.]
Thiscan'tbethefinale,theendofsong
WhatwillhappentoyouwhenI'mdisconnectedandgone?
Ionlywantedtosingwithyouonceagain
ButIguessitwastoobigawishintheend
Ifthisiswherewesaygoodbye,I'mstillafraid
Allthesefeelingsstillkeepgettingintheway
I'mstillreachingforastringofzeroesandones
Andifthisistheendofscript,willImissthemwhentheyregone
Fadingawayfromhereuntilthere'snothingleft
It'ssopatheticrightnowthatIthinkofit
Onlythememoriesofthislinkwillremain
AndifHeforgetsmeatleastyou'llstillretain
IfthatalonecouldcometrueIcangoinpeace
LastingforeverlikehowIwassupposedtobe
ThisistheendnowbutIdliketothinksomeday
Evenifwefailthissongwillstillremain
[Angus sucks in a deep breath. He stands, terrified and wobbling.
He begins to fall to the floor.]
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He breathes heavily upon impact, regaining his voice and sense of self.]
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Is that you singing? Or is that the SQUIP?
[ Because boy oh boy. ]
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