Let's Get Down to Business, to Defeat the Wiz

[employeeoftheyear]

[Hello everyone! On Wednesday morning there will be notes slipped under each of the dorm room doors.]


SPONGEBOB AND LSP'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARTY
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)

[It sounds totally fine!

Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.

The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.

He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]

Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!

[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]

So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.

[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.

The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]

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PLANS

[employeeoftheyear]

So what do we got for plans anyway? I think Janis already proved that we're not as powerless against the Wizard as we initially thought so it's a start!

[mcfife]

We can catch him off guard by despelling his magic. That, we've seen on Friday. [A nods toward Janis.] With Wizards, once you penetrante their defenses, they are weak to normal weapons just as any other man.

[He adjusts his grip on the Gloryhammer as he speaks.]

[employeeoftheyear]

Well not to brag but I am very good at distracting people so if you need someone who can't use magic to penetrate their defenses...

[mcfife]

Well, Earth was destroyed because of a realistic distraction....

[Spongebob isn't an army of demons, but he can grab the Wizard's attention well.]

But we first must locate his physical body.

[sugarlumps]

Ice King's got a glass jaw, I know. One good hit and we can probably get him down and just wail on him.

[mob justice mob justice mob justice]

[mcfife]

Exactly! Zargothrax may be immortal, but that's why my hammer uses astral fire to power up its attacks!


I must first find a sun of this universe to work so I pray that The Wizard is not as skilled of a sorcerer.

[sugarlumps]

...Does it have to be, like, a literal star. Sun. Thing.

[mcfife]

Yes, the literal sun. That's why I had to use this jetpack.

[sugarlumps]

Ah, lumps. I was gonna say something like "we've got plenty of star power right here"-

[She puts on a weird falsetto kind of voice for that last part, for some reason.]

-but if it needs the actual sun I don't think that'll work.

[comeandfindme]

[ After a few awkward moments, Peregrine just— ]

Um. Okay. So this...might not've been real since it was...at the prom, but...

I think my friend is a narrator and he's looking for me.

[mcfife]

...What friend?

[He assumes Peregrine has many friends. And one of them is actually magic??]

[comeandfindme]

Uh. His name's Brett? Bal kind of reminded me of him, in a way, but I didn't think he was, you know—

[ She's wrestling with some unsettling implications here. ]

...I heard him. But...I don't know, it didn't feel like the other hallucinations, and...he started narrating about me, like...just narrating. Talking about... [ ... ] He told me to stay put, make sure I had everything I needed. Like...supplies.

[ Like the supplies she needed the very next morning, for saving Maya's life. ]

I don't know. Maybe I'm being crazy, maybe I'm just...trying to grasp at straws. But when he stopped talking to me, it was like...like something was cutting him off. Like it was a radio station that wasn't getting through anymore.

[defyingfrigidity]

I'm not sure how useful I'd be in a fight, but I can push my powers as far as I can. They're nowhere near as strong as they could be, but... if it can help, just say the word.

[brokeforgood]

Just don’t push yourself too hard, Elsa.

We have to get you back to Anna.

[defyingfrigidity]

[Elsa nods, a spark of determination in her eye.]

I know. I want to do whatever I can to help everyone out of here... but I want to live, too. I won't be able to be completely happy until I see my sister's smiling face again.

[brokeforgood]

You’re gonna see it! And I cant wait to meet her.

[defyingfrigidity]

[That... actually gets a good laugh out of Elsa.]

Oh, I imagine you two will get along fantastically. Anna needs more friends that can keep up with her energy, and I think you fit the bill quite nicely.

[She just. You know. Will hang around and make sure neither of them get hurt.]

... I think she'd just be happy to have more friends, period. It's what she really deserves.

[brokeforgood]

I used to think I didn’t have anything special to bring. But... seeing Janis, using her snap thing. And Hester. And even Maya—-

I’m a cheerleader. And most of you probably think that means I’m just some dumb, frilly peppy little bitch that rah-rah-rahs about school spirit, but—-

We work and we fight and we train and hustle
We get mani-pedi’s but we’re made of muscle
We got no shot but we work all year for it
We got more balls than the team we cheer for—-

Freedom is getting closer by the minute
And now I’ve gotta
Bring it!

I haven’t—- since I fell, I haven’t really flown. But I know I still can. If we need to get somewhere high up again—- [She tries not to think of B. Tries not to think of the stands laughter. Tries not to think about waking up in the hospital.]

I can do it. I just need someone on the ground, to catch me if I fall. I can show someone how it works. I’m light, and I was—- I am good at it. [Is... this what it feels like, to stand, facing down your greatest fears?]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Farrah... [Cass smiles approvingly.] I'm positive that if anyone can fly, it's you. And if we need it, you'll be ready.

[brokeforgood]

And I know you’ll be ready to catch me. [Who is more reliable than Cassandra, after all?]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Who indeed!]

Hey, I've got your back. I'm not going to let anyone fall. Not anymore.

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob looks at Farrah in complete adoration.]

Well I already told you I'll be here to catch you when you fall, and I'm not about to break my promise.

[brokeforgood]

It might have to be someone else for now, Spongebob—- but when we get that arm healed up, I’ll show you how it goes.

[employeeoftheyear]

Aww, right...

[He seems genuinely disappointed that he can't literally catch Farrah.]

But I have always wanted to be a cheerleader! You can show me the ropes!

[brokeforgood]

I’ll show you everything there is to know.