Let's Get Down to Business, to Defeat the Wiz

[employeeoftheyear]

[Hello everyone! On Wednesday morning there will be notes slipped under each of the dorm room doors.]


SPONGEBOB AND LSP'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARTY
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)

[It sounds totally fine!

Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.

The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.

He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]

Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!

[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]

So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.

[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.

The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]

Plans | Information | Investigation | Trust Activities :) | Ouija Board | General Chat

Comments

PLANS

[employeeoftheyear]

So what do we got for plans anyway? I think Janis already proved that we're not as powerless against the Wizard as we initially thought so it's a start!

INFORMATION

[employeeoftheyear]

[Share any new information your character's learned! (I don't really have a funny dialogue option i'm sorry)]

INVESTIGATION

[employeeoftheyear]

I know we didn't get any place new but should we look around some more? We can probably be more open about it if the Wizard isn't around.

Trust Activities! :)

[employeeoftheyear]

So the first thing to do with a great time is make sure that they trust each other! So we gotta make sure that we trust each other with our whole lives!

[This is just gonna be a lot of trust falls and generic lame ice breaker activities, even though you've known each other for almost two months now, but you can't refuse this face, can you?]

OUIJA BOARD

[employeeoftheyear]

[Eventually, Spongebob pulls out a piece of paper from Eurydice's his coat, gently unfolds it, and places it down on the ground.

It's Per's Ouija Board!]

Per was such a great friend and let me borrow this! I think we owe our friends a chat again, right?

GENERAL CHAT

[employeeoftheyear]

[Anything else!]

[sugarlumps]

I'll start here.

[Without a lot of warning, to whoever's closest-]

LUMPING CATCH ME-!

[Yeah, she's falling backward at you.]

[mayavericks]

[Stiff and emotionless as can be:]

Hester is gone.

[mcfife]

We can catch him off guard by despelling his magic. That, we've seen on Friday. [A nods toward Janis.] With Wizards, once you penetrante their defenses, they are weak to normal weapons just as any other man.

[He adjusts his grip on the Gloryhammer as he speaks.]

[employeeoftheyear]

Oh

Oh no...

[Spongebob's just

Going to sit next to her.]

I know we're gonna find her. I'll make sure we're not leaving without her.

[employeeoftheyear]

Well not to brag but I am very good at distracting people so if you need someone who can't use magic to penetrate their defenses...

[mcfife]

[CONSPIRACY BOARD 2.0 BABY!

There's not much added on except for a line connecting "The Phantom", "Evan Hansen", and "Connor Murphy".]

There's two things I want to bring up first, but there is more that I believe you want to know. I remember everything. My death, my resurrection, our escape. First off, a SQUIP was controlling the setting, taking on the guise of The Phantom. In the end, we were able to remove the AI from the body, but the thing is...

[He points at "Evan Hansen"] This was the body it was controlling. We found Evan's ghost in the opera house, but sadly, we did not know the truth behind his cruel actions. He's still out there.

[And onto serious topics.] The Wizard is a man of his word. One of my fellow prisoners took his offer of undoing a regret and succeeded, then used the opportunity to meet The Wizard and go back in time a few days in the past.

...This must be why Hester that that stipulation against using one's wish to travel back to a time after we woke up here.

[mcfife]

[Angus sets Bruiser down and pets him, eyeing the piece of paper worriedly. He looks at the sky over the cornfields.]

[mcfife]

Well, Earth was destroyed because of a realistic distraction....

[Spongebob isn't an army of demons, but he can grab the Wizard's attention well.]

But we first must locate his physical body.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

I went to check her office too. No sign of her.

[employeeoftheyear]

You mean that huge bully who heard Connor died and pretended they were friends so he could be famous?

[He looks positively frightened.]

... Do you think he's gonna do this to our dead friends?

[mcfife]

We won't let him. We know better this time.

[employeeoftheyear]

Y-yeah! I won't let him take advantage of our friends like this!

[sugarlumps]

Ice King's got a glass jaw, I know. One good hit and we can probably get him down and just wail on him.

[mob justice mob justice mob justice]

[sugarlumps]

He can be fake friends with himself once I'm lumping done with him.

[sugarlumps]

You think she's, like. Gone gone, or just somewhere that's not here.

[Did the Wizard make her disappear or "disappear".]

[mcfife]

Exactly! Zargothrax may be immortal, but that's why my hammer uses astral fire to power up its attacks!


I must first find a sun of this universe to work so I pray that The Wizard is not as skilled of a sorcerer.

[comeandfindme]

Where is he. I’m gonna destroy him.

[ PEREGRINE WELLS IS GONNA FIGHT EVAN HANSEN IN A PARKING LOT ]

[sugarlumps]

...Does it have to be, like, a literal star. Sun. Thing.

[mcfife]

He left with someone else in my group. Anne of Cleves. She would know.

...By Hoots.

[He totally forgot she's part of the Jesus zombie cult!]