Let's Get Down to Business, to Defeat the Wiz

[employeeoftheyear]

[Hello everyone! On Wednesday morning there will be notes slipped under each of the dorm room doors.]


SPONGEBOB AND LSP'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARTY
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)

[It sounds totally fine!

Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.

The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.

He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]

Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!

[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]

So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.

[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.

The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]

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INFORMATION

[employeeoftheyear]

[Share any new information your character's learned! (I don't really have a funny dialogue option i'm sorry)]

[mayavericks]

[Stiff and emotionless as can be:]

Hester is gone.

[employeeoftheyear]

Oh

Oh no...

[Spongebob's just

Going to sit next to her.]

I know we're gonna find her. I'll make sure we're not leaving without her.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

I went to check her office too. No sign of her.

[sugarlumps]

You think she's, like. Gone gone, or just somewhere that's not here.

[Did the Wizard make her disappear or "disappear".]

[comeandfindme]

Her office was empty. She's always got a new pot of tea on but...it was cold. There was no sign of her.

[brokeforgood]

Maybe it’s a gone girl situation.

[fourbutts]

Shit.

[ Well! This is the normal feeling of getting away with breaking a rule that got your friend grounded, but ten times worse! ]

[mayavericks]

If something happened to her, because of me, I --

[She'd said no more bodies because of her. No more loss.]

[mcfife]

[CONSPIRACY BOARD 2.0 BABY!

There's not much added on except for a line connecting "The Phantom", "Evan Hansen", and "Connor Murphy".]

There's two things I want to bring up first, but there is more that I believe you want to know. I remember everything. My death, my resurrection, our escape. First off, a SQUIP was controlling the setting, taking on the guise of The Phantom. In the end, we were able to remove the AI from the body, but the thing is...

[He points at "Evan Hansen"] This was the body it was controlling. We found Evan's ghost in the opera house, but sadly, we did not know the truth behind his cruel actions. He's still out there.

[And onto serious topics.] The Wizard is a man of his word. One of my fellow prisoners took his offer of undoing a regret and succeeded, then used the opportunity to meet The Wizard and go back in time a few days in the past.

...This must be why Hester that that stipulation against using one's wish to travel back to a time after we woke up here.

[employeeoftheyear]

You mean that huge bully who heard Connor died and pretended they were friends so he could be famous?

[He looks positively frightened.]

... Do you think he's gonna do this to our dead friends?

[mcfife]

We won't let him. We know better this time.

[comeandfindme]

Where is he. I’m gonna destroy him.

[ PEREGRINE WELLS IS GONNA FIGHT EVAN HANSEN IN A PARKING LOT ]

[fourbutts]

[ Janis exhales. ]

So, as part of being a narrator, something I can actually usually do here without losing a day is pick up... feelings, I guess? I think I probably explained that, I don't remember. It's what I was doing when B and I...

[ Anyway! ]

So I went around and checked a bunch of places... the tree in the garden, that locked door, the dorms, the roof, uh... Hester, sort of.

[ She frowns. ]

The tree is... sad. Really fucking sad, or at least the area around it, and not just because of us. The locked door is... it's a really old feeling, but it's caring, I guess? And the dorms are... there's, like, togetherness, but I think it's older than us. And the roof, uh... there's a vibe up there that isn't great. It's really bad, actually.

[ She frowns. ]

And Hester, uh... when we danced at prom, I saw her dancing at prom. Over and over again. I think she's been here for longer than she thinks she has, or... something else deeply fucky is going on.

[employeeoftheyear]

[Say something important say something important say something important.]

What's my feeling?

[Fuck]

[fourbutts]

Uh... hang on.

[ And she's going to try to vibe check spongebob squarepants i guess!!!!



and the mods have told me she gets this, which instantly overwhelms her. ]

... You're a very nice sponge and a lot of people care about you very much.

[sugarlumps]

Most people have more than one dance at promcoming, yeah.

[fourbutts]

Yeah, but she was dancing with a lot of people who aren't here. And there were actual prom things happening instead of...

[ Gestures. ]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Okay, that... explains some things. We've all got feelings. [Despite what some people might say, EUGENE]

Do you think Hester's done all of this before? Like, the whole murder... game?

[comeandfindme]

If she does, I'm not sure if she knows. [ ... ] Just...from talking to her.

[employeeoftheyear]

Oh! I know this isn't very helpful for anyone but...

My home wasn't destroyed by that volcano after all!

[He's practically bouncing up and down as he says this.

Look he spent the past month and a half thinking that his town was destroyed let him have this.]

[mcfife]

What!

[That is good news! Though...now Spongebob has no reason to visit Angus.]

And everyone is safe?

[sugarlumps]

Heck yeah Bob!

[comeandfindme]

What’re you talking about of course that’s important!

[ She didn’t think in the years since she’s watched Spongebob Squarepants that it would get that dark, but you never know! ]

[brokeforgood]

I knew Bikini Bottom would be okay! It always is! [we don’t count the episodes where it’s not. It always comes back okay, later on.]