Let's Get Down to Business, to Defeat the Wiz

[employeeoftheyear]

[Hello everyone! On Wednesday morning there will be notes slipped under each of the dorm room doors.]


SPONGEBOB AND LSP'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARTY
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)

[It sounds totally fine!

Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.

The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.

He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]

Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!

[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]

So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.

[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.

The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]

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Comments

[brokeforgood]

[Just. Humming, and dancing around with Ruddiger a bit.]

Daaaay-O

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob is just gonna lie down near her.]

Who is this Beetlejuice guy, anyway? I see you guys bringing him up a lot!

[brokeforgood]

Oh. He's just this guy, from this movie. These two people die, and become ghosts, and this family moves in-- and the girl's kindof weird. Her family doesn't really get her because she's doing weird girl things like taking polaroids, and her dads trying to make her be all chummy with her stepmom-- and she ends up making friends with the ghosts. They team up with this weird demon-ghost guy, Beetlejuice, to make her parents miserable, but he just fucks shit up. But in like. A funny way.

In the end the girl lives happily ever after with her new ghost parents.

[employeeoftheyear]

[He watches her talk about the movie, smiling the whole time. There is a slight, thoughtful pause after she finishes it, before he positively beams at her.]

That's kinda like you with Mr. Salieri and Discord! Minus the ghost that fucks shit up.

Oooh, maybe I can be the weird demon ghost that fucks shit up!

[fourbutts]

[ HANG ON FUCK IS ONE THING SHE'S PROUD OF THAT WHO TAUGHT SPONGEBOB HOW TO SAY SHIT- ]

[employeeoftheyear]

[Farrah just said it and it's probably a fun new word!!!]

[brokeforgood]

[taught spongebob, rina AND maya all to say fuck]

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah pauses in her day o humming and little dance with Ruddiger, who takes the moment to haul ass out of here, because damnit, she's been feeding him vegetables, and if she wants dancies, she's gonna have to give him the good stuff!]

... Yeah. I guess it kindof is like me and them.

[employeeoftheyear]

[He gets up and grabs his hand, giving her a sympathetic look.]

Hey, when we rescue them, I think it would be fun to have a movie night where we watch Beetlejuice together!

[barberic]

[Benjamin reaches out and rubs her back gently.]

[brokeforgood]

Thanks. [She rubs her eyes.]

You can be a cool ghost dad, too, except alive.

[barberic]

A living ghost. I think I can pull that off.

[His dark circles have dark circles, at this point.]