Let's Get Down to Business, to Defeat the Wiz

[employeeoftheyear]

[Hello everyone! On Wednesday morning there will be notes slipped under each of the dorm room doors.]


SPONGEBOB AND LSP'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARTY
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)

[It sounds totally fine!

Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.

The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.

He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]

Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!

[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]

So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.

[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.

The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]

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Comments

[mayavericks]

I didn't hear anything -- [She waits for a handful of seconds, straining to hear.]

That is you, right, Angus?

[mcfife]

[He gives her a wave and a lazy smile.]

うん！ それでも私！

[mayavericks]

I see. And before you heard that sound, what was the last thing you remember?

[Like. Bro you're being awful nice to someone who killed your girlfriend a few days ago, what's the deal.]

[mcfife]

ええと...幽霊を待っています。 ["uhhhh waiting for the ghosts." He says, pointing at the ouija board.

Yeah, he's awfully...chill about all this huh]

[mayavericks]

[She's going to hobble over to him and snap her fingers in his face.]

What happened last weekend, Angus?

[mcfife]

[His face relaxes and his tilts his head to the side. At least, that's the motion he goes through. It looks more like he's following a guideline for that "rest your head on your hand in a thoughtful manner."]

エル、オルフェウス、エウリュディケーが亡くなりました。 それはひどいものでしたが、それは私たちが一緒に暮らさなければならないものです。 そうです。 ["Elle, Orpheus, and Eurydice died. It was awful, but it's something we have to live with. That's how it is."]

[mayavericks]

[This isn't right.]

Something is wrong. Something has happened to Angus.

[Pardon her, she's going to try and rap her knuckles against his skull. Knock, knock, bro!]

[mcfife]

[He swats her arm away. Not too hard, he's not mad, but you're hitting him. Stop it, friend.]

[mayavericks]

[She gets her hopes up but -- Damn.]

Angus, this is not you. You were -- you should be angry with me.

[mcfife]

私はすべきですが、私はあなたを許します。 それは仲間がすることです。 ["I should, but I forgive you. That is what friends do."]

[mayavericks]

We aren't friends! You do not remain friends with your partner's murderer!

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Without knowing a lick of Japanese, Cass is stuck watching the interaction go down. Oh this is.... this is Bad.]

What's happening to him? It's like he's not himself anymore.

[barberic]

Is he possessed-

Maya, should we find our mascot friend?

[Nana was in the previous game with Angus, maybe she could recognize the change in his behavior.]

[mayavericks]

I think that would be wise. Would you --?

[Listen she's on crutches she can't go on a Nana hunt!]

[brokeforgood]

Bro! That was your fiancé, that isn’t just how it is!

[sugarlumps]

Angus, what the lumps, that was Elle!

[She is going to smack him considerably harder than Maya.]

[mcfife]

[Yeah, that slap knocks him to the side.

He shakes it off, and sit up again like nothing happened.]

[sugarlumps]

Don't ignore me when I'm assaulting you, Angus! Angus- SOMEONE STRONGER THAN ME HIT HIM AGAIN!

[mayavericks]

[Well her arms still work so! Let's give this a shot!]

[employeeoftheyear]

[He punches him with a light squeak!]

[comeandfindme]

Guys. Guys, seriously.

[brokeforgood]

Yeah, you can’t just beat up people for speaking other languages! What is this, America?!

[employeeoftheyear]

But Lumpy told me to...

[He sounds like a puppy who just got caught eating all the dog treats.]

[brokeforgood]

Spongebob, if LSP asked you to—— [Right. Wednesday. Alright then.]

Nevermind. Just don’t hit him. It’s not nice.

[comeandfindme]

Farrah holy shit.