Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday


(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well that whole situation yesterday was fun, huh? Well despite everything, Spongebob is hardly concerned about this kidnapping and murder thing. He had a really hard time believing that anyone here would kill each other! All they need to do is stick together and surely everything will turn out fine.

Regardless of whenever your character wakes up on Monday, they’ll find that Spongebob is already in the kitchen, making a rather impressive breakfast of pancakes, bacon, eggs, and coffee.

If your character approaches him he will turn to them with an energy like it wasn’t painfully early in the morning.]

Good morning! How do you like your eggs?

[After breakfast, he spends a good chunk of the day actually exploring the school, since he hasn’t gotten an opportunity to do that yet. He feels particularly drawn to the Costume Room. He loves dress up and this room was practically like heaven to him! He tries on a variety of garish outfits for a few solid hours before finding this terrifying costume and he immediately puts it on, laughing in the mirror at the final result.]

It’s like a big me costume!

[At least someone's having fun.]

kitchen

[voicerights]

[Things the SQUIP normally doesn't have to deal with; the sensations of hunger and thirst. It isn't oblivious enough not to recognize the sensations and be able to associate them with the body's need for sustenance, but- look, it has better things to do, okay?

At least until the morning comes, and the physical needs of the body begin interfering with its ability to even think, much less sleep. Frustrated, and already feeling effects- its normally impeccable balance is stumbling, just a bit- when it smells food that makes the body's mouth water, it decides that clearly it should take advantage of whomever made a meal. By its deductions, that should be...

It stares at Spongebob for all of two seconds - an eternity, to it - then back towards the food. After another moment;]

Edible.

[employeeoftheyear]

One order of edible eggs coming right up!

[So this guy is probably a picky eater if that's his only requirement, he figures. In that case, scrambled would be the best option!

He whips up a few eggs and in less than five minutes he presents the SQUIP with a delicious plate of scrambled eggs.]

Order up! And don't worry about the fine; it's on the house!

[voicerights]

[Just gonna watch Spongebob make them and eventually look down at the plate and just.

Stare.]

...humans eat this. [It almost sounds as if it's trying to reassure itself]

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah's used to someone making her breakfast, but the fact that this is a way too chipper white guy doing it and not someone's housekeeper or overeager new stepmom is new. Only one thing to do:

haze him.]

Over-easy, on English muffins for eyes, with a bacon smile, orange-slice ears, and a creative nose.

[employeeoftheyear]

[He nods at every request, with a smile on his face that shows that he is somehow not overwhelmed by this weird breakfast order.

Once she finishes he salutes.]

Aye aye, captain!

[He runs off to prepare her order and in a shocking amount of time presents her with the exact order she requested, cooked to perfection.

The nose is a cute little strawberry rose too!]

Tell me what you think of it!

[brokeforgood]

[He didn't even resist! Farrah's weirdly chipper as she takes the plate from him, giving him a mischievous look as her own weird form of thank you, before she skips off to munch on it in the cafeteria.

After biting into the eye, she makes the bacon into a frown. Then chows down on the reast of her breakfast. When she prances back to the kitchen, it's a clean plate!]

Okay, I was ready to critique-- but that was actually kind of bomb.

costume

[wanderlusttitania]

[Aaaaaand there is a scream. WHAT IS THAT-]

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well huh

That's a reaction he wasn't expecting.]

Is there something on my face?

Costume Room

[mcfife]

[Angus needs new clothes to train in. The leather armor will work in an actual fight, but he doesn't want to ruin it while exploring the school. The clothing here is more decorative than practical, but he has to find something eventually.

He turns around at Spongebob's exclamation and - hm.]

It does kind of look like you!

Re: Costume Room

[employeeoftheyear]

[He laughs his distinctive laugh.]

Isn't it great! It's like someone made a school play outta my life!

[He stands straight with a look of stone cold determination on his face.]

One Krusty Krab comin' right up Mr. Krabs.

[Tee hee]

Kitchen

[sugarlumps]

[LSP is here because she needs a new knife. Or knives, because Spongebob will absolutely see her emptying a knifeblock and stashing the contents inside her uniform jacket.]

[And spinning and brandishing one, startled, when he asks about breakfast.]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING oh hey, it's the yellow nerd guy. What about eggs?

[employeeoftheyear]

It's Spongebob.

[She probably just forgot :)

... He does notice the knives though and looks Concerned about that.]

I was wondering how you like your eggs. What are the knives for, anyway?

kitchen

[violentenvies]

[Salieri was just planning on making himself some tea but...well. He didn't expect this exactly.

He blinks as he's addressed]

Pardon? [oh wait, yes, eggs] Oh, well...over easy is fine, thank you.

[employeeoftheyear]

Over easy it is!

[He starts prepping the eggs as he looks back at Salieri.]

So got any fun plans for today?

[Fun plans unrelated to getting kidnapped?]

kitchen | cw: food insecurity talk whoops

[themuseabandonsyou]

[ Truth be told, Orpheus is torn between being really impressed and sort of nervous by seeing all the food this man - Sponge Bob, Miss Hester called him? - is making laid out like this. It seems like a lot for, what, twenty people or so? And while he'd seen a pretty good supply of food in the kitchen while exploring earlier, they don't know how long they're going to be here. But Sponge Bob seems to be having such a good time, he doesn't have the heart to ask him out and out about rationing yet. ]

Actually, can I have these pancakes? [ he asks, pointing to a stack. ] Or are they for someone else?

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob is very clearly not concerned with any of that. Frankly, he has a hard time believing anything bad is going to happen. Sure the murder thing isn't great but Hester seems nice enough!]

Take as many as you want! I can always make more anyway.

Ooh! Or I could make you some fresh pancakes if you want!

[Please don't accept this offer there are already plenty.]

Kitchen

[alchemistake]

[Wow. Spongebob sure has been busy...but Varian had only popped in here to grab something quick to eat. He'll grab a strip of bacon that's unattended unless he's stopped (which is NOT enough for breakfast but okay, Varian), but he will pause long enough to eye the huge spread Spongebob has put out.]

Oh- thanks, but I don't have time for...woah. Did you make all of this by yourself?

Re: Kitchen

[employeeoftheyear]

Sure did! I wanted to make sure all my new friends had plenty to eat today!

[He already considers them all friends.]

And what's the rush? It's not like we have anywhere to be right now, right?

[Also he's not letting a kid eat a single strip of bacon for breakfast.]

kitchen

[tellthestory]

Oh, I don't know. I've never eaten eggs.

[Though, from the way he's examining the rest of the breakfast spread somewhat cautiously, you might be able to say that for an awful lot of things.]

Re: kitchen

[employeeoftheyear]

You haven't? Are you allergic or something?

[He has not caught on to how weirdly B's acting around the food so that's his best guess.]

Kitchen

[barberic]

[Benjamin didn't rest easily at all last night, but the smell of food catches him off guard on his way through the lobby.

He's too tired to deal with all of that energy, but the idea of breakfast is mouth-watering, so he manages a tired, polite smile.]

Um... fried, thank you.

Did you make all of this?

Re: Kitchen

[employeeoftheyear]

[He starts the fried egg, smiling back at Benjamin.]

Of course I did! I wanted to make sure all my new friends were well fed!

kitchen

[samefacesyndrome]

[ Oh, that sure is a lot of food... she wasn't expecting anyone to be cooking at all, much less for there to be so much.

She thinks over the egg question for a moment. ]

...Any way is fine.

[ She doesn't want to ask for anything too tricky or impose too much. ]

Re: kitchen

[employeeoftheyear]

[Jokes on you Rina, because in Spongebob's mind, "any way" means "go wild with it".]

Alright! One set of eggs coming right up!

[... He is breaking out a beater for this and separating the eggs.

He is 100% making cloud eggs.]