Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


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(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[employeeoftheyear]

It was great! I lived in Bikini Bottom next two two of my best friends and I had the best job ever at the Krusty Krab! I gotta say I already miss my old griddle, but this will do fine for now.

[He smiles back.]

What's your life like? Amazing I hope?

[mcfife]

It has been rather exciting lately, to put it mildly. That's what happens when I must attempt to foil two villainous plots back-to-back.

[A sigh. It has been a pretty chaotic set of months, hasn't it?]

But all is well. After one final epic battle, the Kingdom of Fife is at peace, or at least I hope it is. They must surely be in a panic when their prince has suddenly gone missing.

[employeeoftheyear]

[His eyes widen in childish awe.]

So you're some kinda hero?! Like a real sea monster fighting, princess saving hero? Tell me everything!

[mcfife]

Oh no, I haven't fought a sea monster before. The Hootsman has, but I fight on land and in the sky. [And even then, he's not the master of aerial combat.] My ancestor, the first Angus McFife, did save a princess one thousand years ago! I, Angus McFife XII, have fought armies of demons, dragons, goblins, trolls, and evil wizards to save the entire universe.

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob listens, completely awe struck.]

The entire universe? Oh dear Neptune you're a real hero! I can't believe I'm even standing in the same room as you!

[He might be fanboying now over a man he just met.]

[mcfife]

[You know what, after killing an evil wizard who wanted to become a god, Angus deserves some praise. There's been too much death not to appreciate living. He twirls his cape around a few times for dramatic effect.]

My journey has been long, and my allies and enemies have been many. What say that I regale some of my adventures from the past year?

[He's already searching for props and a mask to act out the different parts!]

[employeeoftheyear]

[Is that even a question? Spongebob has gone full on "propping his head on his shoulders to watch at full attention.]

Oh please tell me! I wanna hear everything!

[mcfife]

[There's a knight's helmet. Not evil enough, but it should work as the part of Zargothrax.]

Where to start? Well, it begins when I chased the evil wizard Zargothrax [He lifts the helmet.] through a space portal created by his terrible plans. As I flew in after him, I found myself on Earth, but something was different.

You see, it was the distant past, and Zargothrax had already conquered the kingdom with his army of undead and demons!

Horrifying fecal demons
rising up out of the caverns below
Dark robotic astral zombies
eating the peasants who live in Glasgow

Siege engines of hell's creation
Blasting the walls with unholy fire
Undead forces marching onward
Army of evil so tragic and dire

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob watches in complete awe.]

So what did you do about the demon army?

[mcfife]

When I first encountered them, I fought like hell! I couldn't leave this city to be conquered when Zargothrax showed up!

However...There was one problem. My Hammer of Glory, the one weapon that could kill him for good, had no magic left!

What could I do but run? My magic did not work, but dying there would achieve nothing!