Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[brokeforgood]

Does anyone else have chills right now? [um, no farrah. it’s just colder.]

[whatyouwant]

Uh, me!

[But she looks so excited.]

[mcfife]

[Angus wraps one of the spare blankets around her shoulders and watches Peregrine.]

[comeandfindme]

Only always. [ But, yeah, it is colder. Peregrine speaks quietly, trying to hear for— for anything, really. She's desperate. ]

[stagemanagers]

[So Per.

Under your fingertips you can feel the planchette start to move and spell:

F-A-M-I-L-Y]

[comeandfindme]

Guys you gotta promise me no one's doing that—

[ ...... ]

Whose family?

[brokeforgood]

[Sorry, Planchette crew, Farrah’s screaming.]

[comeandfindme]

[ why didn't she anticipate this ]

Far- Farrah, this is what we wanted!

[brokeforgood]

I’m sorry, I didn’t actually think——

It’s not me, I’d be spelling U-G-L—-

[stagemanagers]

[ B-R-B C-O-N-&-S-Q-U-F-I-G-H-T-N-G-A-G-N ]

[whatyouwant]

...What? Con and Squi?

[comeandfindme]

Connor?

[mayavericks]

Connor?

[sugarlumps]

KICK HIS LUMPING ASS, BABE!

[employeeoftheyear]

[-!]

YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING, WE'RE ALL FAMILY NOW!

[NO FIGHTING IN THIS FAMILY, LIVING OR DEAD.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Well.... this is a good sign.

[sugarlumps]

Bob, SQUIP does not get your weird non-terrible family priveleges, he's a grody creepy murderer and you deserve better friends than that.

[brokeforgood]

NO BRB!

We don’t have time for that shit!

[stagemanagers]

U-T-R-Y-W-R-N-G-L--N-G-T-H-I-S-M-N-Y-D-E-A-D-P-P-L-B-A-B-Y

[employeeoftheyear]

DON'T LET GO FARRAH!

[He doesn't want you to get sucked into the spirit world or however it works!]

[sugarlumps]

Oh my glob if that's mom and dad I'm gonna lumping lose it.

[fourbutts]

[ Janis puts her free hand up. ]

I am respecting the Ouija process.

[mayavericks]

[Maya isn't screaming but. She does. Whimper when it moves.]

This isn't funny. Stop messing around.

[howtheworldwas]

[ eurydice keeps jostling orpheus like HELLO ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT ]

[themuseabandonsyou]

[ Orpheus, hand still on the planchette, has gone incredibly pale and may in fact be losing his mind a little bit. ]