Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[whatyouwant]

...What? Con and Squi?

[comeandfindme]

Connor?

[mayavericks]

Connor?

[whatyouwant]

Holy shit, Connor and the Squip? Spirit! Are all our friends with you?

[stagemanagers]

A-L-L-H-E-R-E

[mayavericks]

Nana? What about Nana?! Is Nana there?

[Fuck it, she's reaching over to put a hand on the Planchette.]

[stagemanagers]

N-O-B-A-N-A-N-A

[mayavericks]

[Banana...?]

Do you know who she is, though? Daiba Nana?

[stagemanagers]

Y-E-S

[mayavericks]

[Leaning even further over the board.]

Do you know where she is?!

[stagemanagers]

[well-]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

But... Where?

Where are you?

[stagemanagers]

H-E-R-E

[feudalladyshandmaid]

...Around us? Right now?

[stagemanagers]

I-N-T-O-T-H-E-W-O-O-D-S-~

[comeandfindme]

[ oh you have got to be fucking kidding— ]

...You're in the woods. You're haunting the woods.

[stagemanagers]

B-U-T-O-N-L-Y-F-O-R-N-O-W-~

[comeandfindme]

Wha... But- wait, then- are you leaving after tonight?

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[...!]

That might be how we're able to contact them!

[comeandfindme]

Then- what about the carvings? Oh, jeez, we gotta ask about the carvings!

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Ugh, you're right! We should have made a list.

[None of them knew this was going to work, but now Cass is invested.]

[stagemanagers]

H-O-L-D-O-N-P-E-R-Y-O-U-K-N-O-W-N-A-N-A?

Y-E-S

H-O-W-D-O-Y-O-U-K-N-O-W-H-E-R

I-T-S-A-L-O-N-G-S-T-O-R-Y-B-A-B-Y-A-N-D-I-T-S-I-N-T-H-E-P-O-W-E-R-P-O-I-N-T

[comeandfindme]

Who just— wait, are you saying- what does Nana have to do with the carvings— what PowerPoint?!

[ There are too many questions. ]

[mayavericks]

It's Tendo Maya -- I am her classmate. We went to Seisho Music Academy with one another! Hester and The Wizard said she went missing after she and Claudine were freed from the opera house!

How do you know her?!

[sugarlumps]

KICK HIS LUMPING ASS, BABE!