itscurtains | Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]

Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

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I... can't believe Ryan Bergara was right.

[ wait. ]

Are you... not dead?

O-H-N-O

V-E-R-Y-D-E-A-D

X-C-P-T-M-E

;)

[can you even do a winky face on a ouija board? apparently so because it just did]

I knew no one was dead who both knew what BRB means and would call Farrah baby to her face. [ she solved a mystery!!! ] So... who are you?

I thought The Squip just got creepy.

Right, but they talked about both Connor and the Squip up front. So unless the Squip is pulling a truly galaxy brain move here, this has to be someone else.

Hey—- WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING ME BABY?

A-F-R-I-E-N-D

All my friends are here or dead!

F-U-T-U-R-E-F-R-I-E-N-D-T-H-E-N

You got a name?

C-O-N-N-O-R-S-F-I-A-N-C-E

;)

Edited 2021-06-30 02:58 (UTC)

Oh damn, go Connor. Probably.

[ A beat. ]

Hey wait, excuse you, what about Per?

Edited 2021-06-30 03:04 (UTC)

[ In a tone like none of you have heard, Peregrine practically shrieks: ]

Janis what the fuck!

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H-A-H-A-~

J-U-S-T-K-I-D-D-I-N-G

comeandfindme - 2021-06-30 03:32 (UTC) - Expand

...well that's dumb, I'm right here.

[Don't steal the identity of someone who's standing right there, ghosts??]

[... Okay he's putting his hand on the planchette now.]

Hey can you ask Varian if he's still eating?

[It might be a nonsensical question but he worries about Varian eating without him around to nag him to eat.]

R-I-N-A-O-N-I-T

That'a girl, Rina.

... Dead people eat?

Y-&-N

Thank you Rina! I don't know if I could forgive myself if Varian stopped eating without me!

[...]

Oh thank you for the lizard, by the way! It's a spitting image of me!

H-A-P-P-Y

...Hey, guys? Let Varian know I'm going to save Quirin. Once we're out of here, I'll go back to Corona and I will help him. I promise.

[She'll find a way. She has more friends, now.]

H-E-K-N-O-W-S

And if there's anything Arendelle can do to help, I'll send anyone and everyone I can.

[This is. A lot. and kind of overwhelming. Elsa doesn't want to flood the ghosts(?) with questions when the others are trying to get more solid information from them, but she can't just say nothing.]

Varian, remember how I said I'd vouch for you in Arendelle, at the start of all of this? [It had been in a totally different context, but still.] I still intend to. Even after everything... everyone will know of the good you fought so hard to do.

T-H-A-N-K-Y-O-U