Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

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[stagemanagers]

[Above everyone's heads the sky rumbles and crackles with electricity.]

[defyingfrigidity]

[NOPE NOPE STORMS NOT GOOD ELSA'S GOING TO SCOOP UP BRUNI AND MAKE SURE THE TEENS ARE ON THEIR FEET AND RUNNING BEFORE SHE RUNS]

[howtheworldwas]

[ oh no eurydice hates that specifically!! ]

The sky is changing. Move.

[comeandfindme]

But— but there's still so much we have to—

[ Mmmm...! Peregrine blinks back tears as the storm starts to get...bad. ]

Just- just hang on, you guys. We won't leave you there! [ And. She's going to start moving the planchette to the goodbye to close communication. ]

[fourbutts]

[ Helps move it to goodbye, then puts a hand on Peregrine's shoulder. She hopes it steadies her, and by her I mean both of them. ]

We'll find them, but for right now we have to move.

[stagemanagers]

[You might want to hurry, girls, because that's a very loud thumber crack close by.]

[mayavericks]

Both of you, I'm sorry, but we need to go. I don't want to either, but we must!

[Maya pushes on both of their shoulders.]

[fourbutts]

[ ALREADY BOOKING IT

but fuck it shes also shooting her shot maybe shes gonna grab peregrine's hand on the way ]

[comeandfindme]

[ Peregrine bundles up the Ouija board and holds it close. She's halfway back to the school before she even realizes she's holding Janis's hand. ]

[mayavericks]

[Maybe... Once they're out from the storm?]

So... How do you feel about camping on the roof tomorrow?

[She sounds very rattled but. She's trying.]

[comeandfindme]

[ A little bit winded, even though they didn't really run all that fast, it's probably the adrenaline. ]

What? [ Give her a second. She looks between the two girls. ] ...The date?

[mayavericks]

If you wanted? Maybe?

[Janis help her.]

[fourbutts]

It's... you know. If you want to. We figured - you're not a big fan of the woods right now, so we could all camp on the roof together. Romantically.

[ A little smile. Under better circumstances, she could make this into a more effective line, but... ]

It'd suck without you. Literally, we... I have no idea how to camp.

[comeandfindme]

You guys were...thinking about me?

[ Peregrine looks down. She's still holding Janis's hand. Her other arm is wrapped fully around the Ouija board, her lifeline. ]

...Sure. I'd...like to go on a date with you two.

[mayavericks]

We are... sort of always thinking of you. Was that not obvious?

[She glances down, tucking her hair behind her ear.]

Okay. Tomorrow then?

[fourbutts]

It's slightly embarrassing.

[ But! She smiles. ]

Cool. I'd say we'd pick you up, but... we aren't exactly apart too often.

[comeandfindme]

Tomorrow.

[ They really are there for her, huh? She folds the Ouija board up and takes Maya's hand as well. ]

...Let's stay like that. Not...apart too often. Okay?

[mayavericks]

[Maya gives that hand a squeeze, before reaching for Janis's as well.]

I think I can make that promise.

[fourbutts]

[ Just three girls, holding hands after nearly getting struck by lightning. ]

Yeah, same here.

[stagemanagers]

[Good thinking grabbing that Ouija board! Because, as you're all running away, a sudden bolt of lightning crashes down from above, striking exactly where the Ouija board was previously sitting.]

[comeandfindme]

[ jesus fucking christ— Peregrine yelps and holds onto her dinky homemade Ouija board tighter. Okay! Okay, she understands the warning now! ]