Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[fourbutts]

[ Janis throws her free hand up. ]

Damn, why would I worry about anything? Ghosts are real, I'm a fictional narrator, I have two girlfriends, and all of these developments happened in the last two weeks! Might as well just sit back and watch life get weirder and weirder!

[comeandfindme]

Wait, what.

[fourbutts]

—That maybe wasn't a part I meant to say out loud!

[comeandfindme]

Put a pin in it!!

[mayavericks]

We will definitely put a pin in it but also --

Did you want to go on a date tomorrow Peregrine?

[Maya is losing her mind with fear so. Why not shoot her shot.]

[comeandfindme]

Wh- may- y—

ASK ME THIS LATER BUT PROBABLY!!!

[mayavericks]

OKAY!

[brokeforgood]

Two Girlfriends--- [oh my god farrah do you pay attention?]

[mayavericks]

[Maya is in the process of threatening a fake luigi board with a sword but she'll. wave her sword a little?

wait that's probably a threat --]

[brokeforgood]

Oh my god Maya, get that thing the fuck away from me!

[mayavericks]

Sorry!

[Listen she's dealing with ghosts and she's anxious.]

[stagemanagers]

Y-O-U-L-L-G-E-T-U-S-E-D-T-O-I-T-B-A-B-Y

A-N-D-C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-O-N-T-H-E-G-I-R-L-F-R-I-E-N-D-S

[fourbutts]

[ Opens her mouth. Closes it. ]

Used to which part? Also thank you.

[stagemanagers]

A-L-L-O-F-I-T

[fourbutts]

[ Janis, absolutely red in the face after declaring to everyone, including her second girlfriend, that she has two girlfriends: ]

I don't like the implication that it gets weirder than this.

[stagemanagers]

:)

[employeeoftheyear]

Aww I don't think you're fictional!

[Listen to the fictional cartoon character, Janis.]

[sugarlumps]

...Dang, get it girl.