Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[stagemanagers]

H-O-L-D-O-N-P-E-R-Y-O-U-K-N-O-W-N-A-N-A?

Y-E-S

H-O-W-D-O-Y-O-U-K-N-O-W-H-E-R

I-T-S-A-L-O-N-G-S-T-O-R-Y-B-A-B-Y-A-N-D-I-T-S-I-N-T-H-E-P-O-W-E-R-P-O-I-N-T

[comeandfindme]

Who just— wait, are you saying- what does Nana have to do with the carvings— what PowerPoint?!

[ There are too many questions. ]

[stagemanagers]

O-H-W-A-I-T-I-D-I-D-N-T-M-E-A-N-T-O-C-O-N-T-R-O-L-I-T
S-H-I-T-I-S-T-H-I-S-T-H-I-N-G-O-N

[comeandfindme]

[ It takes Peregrine a moment or two to parse just. All of this. ]

Who...? One question at a time, who is this?

[stagemanagers]

I-T-S-B-A-L
H-E-Y-W-H-Y-A-R-E-T-H-E-R-E-S-O-M-A-N-Y-G-R-A-V-E-S-I-N-T-H-E-G-A-R-D-E-N?

[comeandfindme]

[ ... ... ... ]

We— we kind of had funerals? For you? And Rina and Varian?

[fourbutts]

[ fucking freezes ]

... Wait. Bal?

[ SHE CAME HERE TO QUOTE BUZZFEED UNSOLVED MEMES SHE DIDNT PREPARE FOR THE EMOTIONAL RAMIFICATIONS ]

[mayavericks]

It's Tendo Maya -- I am her classmate. We went to Seisho Music Academy with one another! Hester and The Wizard said she went missing after she and Claudine were freed from the opera house!

How do you know her?!

[stagemanagers]

H-O-L-D-Y-O-U-R-G-I-R-A-F-F-E-S-B-A-B-Y

[mayavericks]

Don't you fucking baby me. Give me an answer!

[brokeforgood]

Tell 'em!

[stagemanagers]

N-O-T-W-I-T-H-T-H-A-T-A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

[mayavericks]

I will shove my sword through this board if you do not answer my questions! Where is Nana!

[fourbutts]

You guys got a Powerpoint?

[stagemanagers]

D-O-N-T-W-O-R-R-Y-A-B-O-U-T-I-T

[brokeforgood]

[Back to--]

Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod---

[fourbutts]

[ Janis throws her free hand up. ]

Damn, why would I worry about anything? Ghosts are real, I'm a fictional narrator, I have two girlfriends, and all of these developments happened in the last two weeks! Might as well just sit back and watch life get weirder and weirder!

[comeandfindme]

Wait, what.

[fourbutts]

—That maybe wasn't a part I meant to say out loud!

[brokeforgood]

Two Girlfriends--- [oh my god farrah do you pay attention?]

[mayavericks]

[Maya is in the process of threatening a fake luigi board with a sword but she'll. wave her sword a little?

wait that's probably a threat --]

[stagemanagers]

Y-O-U-L-L-G-E-T-U-S-E-D-T-O-I-T-B-A-B-Y

A-N-D-C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-O-N-T-H-E-G-I-R-L-F-R-I-E-N-D-S

[fourbutts]

[ Opens her mouth. Closes it. ]

Used to which part? Also thank you.

[employeeoftheyear]

Aww I don't think you're fictional!

[Listen to the fictional cartoon character, Janis.]

[sugarlumps]

...Dang, get it girl.