Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[comeandfindme]

[ why didn't she anticipate this ]

Far- Farrah, this is what we wanted!

[brokeforgood]

I’m sorry, I didn’t actually think——

It’s not me, I’d be spelling U-G-L—-

[stagemanagers]

[ B-R-B C-O-N-&-S-Q-U-F-I-G-H-T-N-G-A-G-N ]

[whatyouwant]

...What? Con and Squi?

[comeandfindme]

Connor?

[mayavericks]

Connor?

[whatyouwant]

Holy shit, Connor and the Squip? Spirit! Are all our friends with you?

[stagemanagers]

A-L-L-H-E-R-E

[mayavericks]

Nana? What about Nana?! Is Nana there?

[Fuck it, she's reaching over to put a hand on the Planchette.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

But... Where?

Where are you?

[sugarlumps]

KICK HIS LUMPING ASS, BABE!

[employeeoftheyear]

[-!]

YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING, WE'RE ALL FAMILY NOW!

[NO FIGHTING IN THIS FAMILY, LIVING OR DEAD.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Well.... this is a good sign.

[sugarlumps]

Bob, SQUIP does not get your weird non-terrible family priveleges, he's a grody creepy murderer and you deserve better friends than that.

[comeandfindme]

[ You know, for once— ] ...I think if anyone deserves to fight it, honestly...

[sugarlumps]

Right? That's like basic ghost vengeance stuff.

[employeeoftheyear]

...Yeah he is a creepy murderer. [He can't... really deny that.] Maybe there's a ghost jail they can put him in!

[sugarlumps]

One of those scary jails you see on TV. With the ugly orange jumpsuits.

[brokeforgood]

NO BRB!

We don’t have time for that shit!

[stagemanagers]

U-T-R-Y-W-R-N-G-L--N-G-T-H-I-S-M-N-Y-D-E-A-D-P-P-L-B-A-B-Y

[comeandfindme]

Oh my god. Oh, my god they're there. They're all there—

[ YEAH YOU KNOW WHO WAS GOING ON BLIND FAITH ALONE? ]

[brokeforgood]

Oh my god. All of them? Are you all fucking there?

[comeandfindme]

Varian, this counts! This really counts as me calling out for you, okay, if you were gonna haunt me, how would you?!

[fourbutts]

I... can't believe Ryan Bergara was right.

[ wait. ]

Are you... not dead?

[stagemanagers]

O-H-N-O

V-E-R-Y-D-E-A-D

X-C-P-T-M-E

;)

[can you even do a winky face on a ouija board? apparently so because it just did]