Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[comeandfindme]

[ ... ... ... ]

We— we kind of had funerals? For you? And Rina and Varian?

[stagemanagers]

W-A-I-T-W-H-A-T

[comeandfindme]

The Wizard said you didn't exist anymore, we panicked! [ ... Are the dads here? She's gonna point vaguely— ] They panicked!

[stagemanagers]

O-H-I-M-A-G-I-N-E-T-H-A-T-N-O-T-L-E-A-V-I-N-G-M-E-T-O-R-O-T-O-N-A-S-T-A-G-E

I-T-W-A-S-B-A-R-E-L-Y-5-M-I-N-U-T-E-S-Y-O-U-W-E-R-E-N-T-E-V-E-N-C-O-O-L

[brokeforgood]

It was really bad.

[stagemanagers]

S-O-R-R-Y-Y-O-U-H-A-D-T-O-S-E-E-I-T-F-A-R-R-A-H

[barberic]

[Benjamin reaches over and rubs Farrah's back, silent but sturdy.]

[comeandfindme]

What...?

[ She's lost! ]

[stagemanagers]

S-O-R-R-Y-C-O-M-P-L-C-A-T-E-D-O-L-D-S-T-U-F-F
T-H-A-N-K-S-F-O-R-T-H-E-F-U-N-E-R-A-L-T-H-O
S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y

[comeandfindme]

...You're...welcome— jeez, I expected maybe...a few words and a light breeze, can you always do this, or— or is there some weird moon alignment or, a trinket, or... I think I read too many of those books.

[stagemanagers]

U-H-H-H-H-M-A-Y-B-E? I-V-E-N-E-V-E-R-B-E-E-N-O-N-T-H-I-S-S-I-D-E-O-F-I-T-B-E-F-O-R-E

[comeandfindme]

...Is this the only chance we're gonna get to talk to you?

[stagemanagers]

[About that-]

[brokeforgood]

Two isn't really that many.

[barberic]

[He isn't close enough to the board itself to be able to read along, but he freezes, almost guiltily (but only almost) when he realizes who Peregrine is talking to.

Eyes wide, he says nothing, but scrubs a hand over his whiskers and sucks in a breath.]