Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


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(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[wanderlusttitania]

All right! FOR THE END OF SLAVERY!

[ E L J E N BITCHES

She is rushing towards the back of Bigfoot, swinging her plank as hard as she can-!]

[mcfife]

[Ending slavery sounds like the good choice. Angus follows up Sissi's battle cry with a loud high:] For the president!!

[And goes for a flying leap with a swing to Bigfoot's head.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[OH- Wh, OKAY. WE'RE DOING THIS.

Well, while they're doing that, she's going to try and pull the president out of harm's way.]

[stagemanagers]

[Holy shit, fam. When y'all decide to go, you go hard.

Anyway, between hitting Bigfoot in the head and the back of the knees simultaneously, I think it's fair to say that you have knocked the cryptid down and are now thrashing him.

Lincoln, meanwhile, seems as fine as a shadowy human-shaped figure can be when Cass moves to pull him away. Touching him feels a little odd, sort of chilly, but he nods to her, sets down the plank he was wielding, and moves as if straightening out his lapels. Seems like he's aware of your presence; maybe you can communicate a little?]

[barberic]

[Benjamin pins the end of the four by four against the shadow's...chest. Area. Leaning as much weight against it as he has to to keep it down.]

[stagemanagers]

[After a moment of struggle, it is clearly defeated - and, as any decent enemy ought, begins to dissipate into wisps of black smoke.

Wow, look how quickly you can get shit done when you don't wait for a dramatic moment!]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[That's weird! Ohhh, that's so weird!! Even as he seems to come with her rather easily, it's as if her fingers are grasping at something only vaguely solid, and definitely not human.

But he's aware of them now, even acknowledging Cassandra's effort. Maybe this was the right choice?]

Uh... Your "presidency".

[She offers a small bow of respect, her hands clasped together.]

[stagemanagers]

[The figure removes its tall hat to give a short bow in return!

It then turns to walk towards the main worktable in here. Follow?]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Aha! Good etiquette pays off! In your face, Fitzherbert!

Yeah, let's see where this goes.]

[stagemanagers]

[It moves to stand in front of the table, turns, and points...sort of at the side of it? Or maybe the bottom.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Hm.

[Hm!!! A table. Well, while the others are looking elsewhere, Cassandra can crouch on her knees and take a peek at the side/underside of this nondescript table!]

[stagemanagers]

[On the underside, where you ordinarily wouldn't be able to see, someone has carved a large X deep into the wood. From the strokes, you can tell that some force was applied, and they went over it multiple times.

When Cass looks up again, the shadow will tap the brim of its hat again and start to fade away. That must've been what it meant for you to notice.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

"X"...? What's this supposed to...?

[Oh. He's leaving. Well. Cassandra watches him dissipate. Farewell, your presidency.]

Uh, guys? You might want to see this!

[howtheworldwas]

[ Eurydice has no clue what to make of the cameras, so off to join Cassandra she goes! ]

What's happening?

[feudalladyshandmaid]

There's...

[The cameras.]

Look at the underside of the table, just don't say what you found.

[themuseabandonsyou]

[ Oh, good, so he was just looking to see that the Sasquatch was incapacitated rather than being possessed by a divine fury or anything like that. Orpheus hesitates, a moment, then steps forward. ]

Mister President? Are you... all right? Do you know what's happening here?

[ Might as well ask, right? ]

[stagemanagers]

[It presses a finger to its lips, nods, and points towards the locked door at the top of the scene shop.]

[themuseabandonsyou]

[ Orpheus looks at the President, looks at the door, and looks back at the President one more time before turning to walk over to the large loading dock doors, which he'll try to open by whatever handle or mechanism seems most readily obvious. ]

[stagemanagers]

[Sorry, still locked!

If Orpheus looks back at the shadow, it'll point up towards one of the upper corners of the room. Hey, has anyone noticed the cameras around here yet?]

[themuseabandonsyou]

[ Disappointing! Orpheus looks back to shadow Lincoln questioningly when the door doesn't budge, and finds his attention directed to - something shining in the corner, near the ceiling? ]

Hey! [ He calls out, trying to get everyone else's attention. ] What's that?

[ He'll also point, helpfully. ]

[howtheworldwas]

[ At this, Eurydice will look up, but she's also from the early 1900's-ish and has no idea what's going on, help ]

[mcfife]

[Angus walks over to Orpheus, looks up-]

They are spying on us!

[themuseabandonsyou]

What? [ Orpheus looks over at the man, alarmed. ] How? Is that what that thing's for?

[ It looks too small to be a camera, to him, and how much use would photography be for keeping track of people, anyway? Is someone looking through it directly, somehow? ]

[mcfife]

It's a video camera! Wherever we are, technology and magic have advanced enough to create these devices that watch our every move!

[howtheworldwas]

[ Eurydice is way too cautious to get involved, but she will give Sissi a thumbs-up. ]