Let's Get Down to Business, to Defeat the Wiz

[employeeoftheyear]

[Hello everyone! On Wednesday morning there will be notes slipped under each of the dorm room doors.]


SPONGEBOB AND LSP'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARTY
Sunday @ 5pm - Whenever we're done!
Near the woods (at the bonfire!!!)

[It sounds totally fine!

Spongebob spends most of the day prepping with LSP to get ready. Making snacks, decorating, the works! And when the time arrives, they practically drag everyone living to the Bonfire. And it's quite a cute little set up! Like last time, there are a bunch of nice snacks set up, as well as blankets and pillows. As well as the roaring bonfire in the middle of it all.

The moment everyone gets closes enough, however, Spongebob makes a tape ring around everyone. It's decently large, so they have plenty of leg room, but it definately confides them to a close space.

He then clears his throat and speaks loudly as he walks around the circle, looking serious in a way that would probably look intimidating if he didn't look like an angry kitten.]

Dear fellow classmates! I have gathered you here today because it's come to my attention that we need to work on our friendship and trust skills. You're all my family and I love you but we can't expect to defeat the Wizard and save our fallen comrades if we're worried about us killing each other!

[Spongebob stops suddenly look at the group.]

So! LSP and I have taken it upon ourselves to make sure no one leaves this circle until we have a plan to destroy the Wizard and all agree we're going to be best friends with each other! We made plenty of snacks so you guys don't gotta worry about starving.

[Honestly here anyone could easily just pick Spongebob out and walk out with him but.

The emotional toil that would be! Besides, a meeting could be good right now!]

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Comments

[sugarlumps]

...Does it have to be, like, a literal star. Sun. Thing.

[mcfife]

Yes, the literal sun. That's why I had to use this jetpack.

[sugarlumps]

Ah, lumps. I was gonna say something like "we've got plenty of star power right here"-

[She puts on a weird falsetto kind of voice for that last part, for some reason.]

-but if it needs the actual sun I don't think that'll work.

[mcfife]

We may not have the sun, but we have the power of our spirits. We are an army. We are...

...

We need a name. Hopeforce?

[sugarlumps]

Lumpy Space doesn't, like, have an army or anything. I think. But I could totally draft you all.

[mcfife]

"Lumpy Space Force" doesn't quite fit too well in an anthem.

[sugarlumps]

That's why it'd be the Lumpy Armed Forces.

[mcfife]

[LAF...]

We can't name it after a single kingdom. You, Elsa, and I should be on equal standing.

[sugarlumps]

Hm, I guess that's fair.

[She thinks for a second.]

Tri-Kingdom Alliance? Ooh, no, wait. The Wizard Punchers.

[mcfife]

Solar! Powered! Wizard! Punchers!

[The start of some anthem. It's a great motto.]

[sugarlumps]

Lumping amazing!

[But, hm. Spongebob did like "Hopeforce".]

Solar-Powered Wizard Punchers OF HOPE.

[mcfife]

We may have many epithets. Just as you may become a wealthy widow under mysterious circumstances, but you are the most likely to fight for a friend's honor.

[sugarlumps]

[Jeez Angus you're gonna make her cry]

People gotta know not to mess with LSP's peeps.

[dot dot dot]

El-Ess-Peeps.

[employeeoftheyear]

I love Hopeforce!