Week Five

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, you had your very first minor body pileup! Granted, the Balladeer's death was entirely unrelated to anything, but at least he died as he lived - getting completely fucked up in some kind of carnival-themed hellscape. Only two days later, another terrible accident took Rina and Varian both from you. It's just been one of those weeks, huh? At least you got to add both of their corpses to your weird growing collection!

Again, you'll wake up this morning with another new snippet of memory. You'll also find that the stairs in the lobby are no longer blocked. You can only access one part of the second floor, but it seems like there's some neat stuff up there!

Outside, a few things seem to have changed. For one, the weather has turned - it'll be overcast this week, with periodic rain and even scattered thunderstorms. For another, the bushes around that rock out by the football field have bloomed. That's nice.

Get to it, friends! I'm sure everything will be fine this week!]


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regain and your AC for this week! As always, Hester's office hours and the merch booth remain available. ))

Comments

[fourbutts]

It was Cass's. Lesbian horse seniority.

[mayavericks]

'm gonna have to ask her real nice to borrow it. 'm gonna blow your mind, babe.

[fourbutts]

What the fuck nooooo you're so hot already! Like the hottest girl I have ever known.

[ She looks up at the ceiling. ]

No offense, Karen.

[mayavericks]

[Aaaand a scowl.]

What does Aijo-san have to do with this?

[fourbutts]

Huh?

[ Janis looks confused. ]

Is there a hot Karen at your school too?

[mayavericks]

No. Nooo she's clumsy and so loud. She pretends to know French and --

[She huffs. Her lower lip juts out]

She and her girlfriend are trying to beat Claudie and I.

[fourbutts]

Oh you have a stupid Karen like we do.

[ She frowns. ]

Yours sounds worse though. Karen Smith is just in with the wrong crowd because she's so hot. Like how Gretchen is only friends with Regina because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

[mayavericks]

She's so... Stupid.

[And yet... Maya's smiling.]

Everyone adores her. Who can blame them, she's... kind. But she's not allowed to beat me.

[fourbutts]

[ Janis nods. ]

Karen Smith is like that too. I mean people mostly like her because they want to have sex with her, but. Even I think she's alright. But yeah, your Karen isn't gonna beat you either. ... Wait, I'm not fighting my Karen.

[mayavericks]

I wouldn't have sex with Karen.

[Maya yawns.]

Maybe someone though.

[fourbutts]

[ Sort of lightly slaps Maya's arm. ]

Maya Tendo! ...We'll get there.

[mayavericks]

[Maya looks absolutely scandalized. She holds her hand over her mouth.]

I didn't say you! How dare you?

[fourbutts]

I inferred!

[ She beams. ]

You like me.

[mayavericks]

No I don't.

[She's leaning down for a smooch.]

I love you.

[fourbutts]

[ Smooches her! ]

Oh my god I love you so much. I can't believe you're dating me.

[mayavericks]

I cannot believe you're dating me.

[Just gonna play with a strand of her hair.]

Once we are out of here... You and I should work on a play together. You could create the sets, of that I'm sure.

[fourbutts]

Ooh... what kind of play? I wanna design a set, that sounds fun...

[mayavericks]

Do you think we could make a play about this -- this --

shit?

[fourbutts]

Autobiography...

[ She thinks. ]

And you and me and Peregrine are the main characters? I like that.

[mayavericks]

Girl love cancels all.

[Maya moves her thumb and forefingers together, like a frame.]

Perfect.

[fourbutts]

Yeah. That's how it goes.

[ She grins. ]

Fuckin... representation.

[mayavericks]

We can win... All of the Tammy's.

That is what the American awards are, right?

[fourbutts]

Pff, naw. Tonys. I watch them with Damian like every year. But yeah. We'll get 'em. Who's gonna stop us?

[mayavericks]

Homophobia, if we don't win. Just like The Wizard,

[fourbutts]

The Wizard. That bitch. He would rig the Tonys.