Week Three

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, some shit went down! Salieri's scene went off without a hitch, but the good mood didn't last. The first motive was a bit of a doozy, and yet it didn't even have anything to do with the eventual accidental death of Mumble Happyfeet! At least Sissi was already pretty much dating Death anyway, right? She's probably fine, wherever she is.

This week, new menus have been posted in the cafeteria. But, more importantly, it seems that other new information has emerged. Everyone wakes on Sunday with some new memories - or are they old ones? - floating around in their heads. Maybe there was something to your discussions of time travel after all. Maybe there was someting to the Wizard's knowledge of the future.

Regardless, you're still stuck in here. At least there's some new places to explore this week. Maybe you'll find something helpful.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regains and your AC for this week! Hester's office hours and the merch booth also remain available! ))

Comments

[employeeoftheyear]

How about this? When we get outta this, I'll give you a years worth of free Krabby Patties.

[Distant Mr. Krabs screaming in horror.]

[violentenvies]

[say what now????]

...well that is rather disturbing, though it does explain quite a lot.

In that case, moving the meetings to the bathroom might be in our best interest.

[yourattention]

Hmmmm fair. She could still just be magic brainwashed and not, like, a deepfaked person.

[disharmonizes]

[Hang on, let him just read through this. He's not going to sign without giving it a careful look through, obviously.]

My, one would think you've written a contract like this before.

Though it is a little broad. Plenty of my chaos and mischief is perfectly harmless, I'll have you know. Maybe we should specify harmful chaos.

...Potentially lethal, perhaps.

[sir you can't keep adjusting up]

[tellthestory]

I think so! There were a few pairs who knew each other to begin with and weren't exactly friends - but I'll make sure Hans can't get one over on anybody, and Javert's not gonna actually kill Valjean. Murder's illegal.

[yes he does mean that Javert and Valjean, yes this is normal to him]

[themuseabandonsyou]

[ That's a lot to take in and Orpheus only understood some of it! ]

That's... the restaurant where you work, right? I'm sorry about - what he did to your brain? [ how do you hijack someone's brain ] But the Wizard is responsible for two of us dying, and possibly more if he really was hinting at there having been people before us who went through this. I think he might be worse than Plankton.

[violentenvies]

[lskdhfs that brings an amused smirk to Salieri's face]

Ah, yes. Those types are easy to recognize from a ways off. If there is someone else controlling that robot, then I would agree that he certainly falls into that category.

[whatyouwant]

I'm training to be a lawyer. I can, I don't know, make it official or something?

[violentenvies]

I can certainly understand that. It was rather unsettling when I visited her again to find her so much changed.

[mayavericks]

[She squints at him for just a moment, but...

Quickly crosses out all forms of chaos. It's replaced with harmful chaos.]

No physical injuries of any kind, Discord.

Acceptable?

[violentenvies]

It would certainly be helpful. Any new information is always useful.

[mayavericks]

Will you... notarize it then? Sign it so that it's official? [She taps her chin for a moment.]

And store it in your locker, as well. That way none of us can make unauthorized changes.

[tellthestory]

But he...probably didn't tell her to kill anyone. Her job's just to take care of things around here.

[..........]

If she's like me, she wouldn't have much choice, anyway. You can't just not be in a show.

[brokeforgood]

Or he's drugging her. Either way-- [She points at her eyes, then points at the camera. She'll fuckin come for you, Wizard.]

[employeeoftheyear]

Hijacked it. He kinda... [He makes vague gestures towards his head.] Implanted this chip into my brain to control it? It was really scary but it's out now.

[A pause.]

Or... I think it's out? I'm... not sure come to think of it.

[It's fine.]

If you're sure! But this still kinda seems like something Plankton would do.

[brokeforgood]

That's so fucked up. [She's just gonna stare at her diet coke.]

I'm sorry.

[tellthestory]

[.....]

My show is...different. The goal, I mean - we're trying to keep anyone from dying. But all the same rules are still in place, and I don't...know that I knew every detail.

[He doesn't seem to really like where he's going with this, even as he says it.]

[disharmonizes]

[He can work with this.]

More than acceptable, yes.

[yourattention]

.......... Okay, deal.

[He holds out his hand. They are gonna shake on this and he will be claiming that shit.]

[themuseabandonsyou]

A... chip? That's possible? Controlling someone's mind by putting something in their head?

[ Alright so that's horrifying, Orpheus looks horrified. Nothing else about what was just said matters, he's too distracted by this. ]

[tellthestory]

[mayavericks]

Woods-san? Do you see any potential problems in this contract? Is it fair to both parties?

[employeeoftheyear]

1/2

[violentenvies]

[he smirks a bit at the troublemaker comment] What can I say? Sometimes you simply tell a priest that his performance on the organ in front of the entire congregation was far too theatrical and not in the proper style. Father was rather upset with me for that.

[tellthestory]

[He straightens and turns to look fully at Discord.]

Okay - really, what's up? Did you...

[Oh. Hm.]

Did you have a weird dream...?