week 1

[stagemanagers]

[Well, all escape attempts have failed thus far. None of you have seen the Phantom since his brief appearance on Sunday, or heard from him at all. It looks like, for the time being, you’re all going to be stuck here.

You're free to continue exploring your surroundings to your hearts' content. The only real restriction on your movements is that the kitchen is closed between the hours of 10 pm and 7 am. Better make sure to grab any midnight snacks you may want ahead of time. Also, remember to label any investigation toplevels!

The Merchandise Booth is now open for business as well! The Phantom hasn't deigned to explain how it works, but...well, some of you will start to find mysterious coins in your rooms, and the Booth's got a place to put coins. You'll figure it out.

Should you wish to engage more with your host, you're welcome to drop letters in the box office slot. There's no set way to converse verbally with him, and he's certainly not guaranteed to respond if you just yell at the walls - but that doesn't necessarily mean he isn't listening. Just something to keep in mind.

Enjoy your first week, everyone.]

Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday

(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with the Phantom. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[justmeheere]

No! Nonononono, Definitely don't do that, it'll actually flood. Ugh, just like. Like. Don't do anything, I'm gonna grab the apple.

[Here he is, James Silenthill, unnecessarily putting his hand in a toilet. Gross. The worst. He hates this.]

[superbeliever]

[Luckily the water is about as fresh and clean as you can get without cleaning materials.

Unluckily, apples are notoriously slick and hard, and therefore hard to grab hold of when suctioned into an underwater ceramic hole.

Richard watches with bated breath, almost self-aware of his role in this situation but mostly waiting to see if the kid can do it.]

It's, er. It's quite a large apple, isn't it. The ones in the orchards back home are only about yea big, but this is as big around as my fist.

[justmeheere]

What? Like, like a crabapple? [He's just playing bobbing for apples in the toilet here and trying to hold a conversation. 0/10, would not recommend.] Welcome to, to, to the modern era, I guess. We shot cows up with, uh. With hormones and shit and now apples can clog a toilet.

[Jeremy manages to basically roll the apple up the side of the toilet bowl and pick it out with two hands. It's fine. He's fine. Everything's fine.]

[superbeliever]

A "Crab apple?" Are... are there really apples that taste like crab?

[Richard leans against the toilet paper dispenser. He watches with less interest now, more intrigued by the conversation.]

And what do you mean you "shot cows up with hormones?" What are hormones? And what did the cows ever do to you?

[justmeheere]

[Jeremy just has a wet apple now. He hates it, thanks.]

No, a crabapple is like a terrible little nut that kind of looks like an apple? And, uh. [pause. long pause.] We wanted milk, so we tricked cows into, like. Making too much milk with chemicals? I don't know, um. I wasn't. I was mediocre in biology.

[superbeliever]

[Richard is pretty sure that isn't how cows work, but he doesn't know enough about them to guess otherwise.

After all, he does think that you plant eggs, pigs, and cake to grow them.]

So your parents are farmers, then? Or cooks, maybe? After all, you know so much about where food comes from.

[justmeheere]

No? I'm just. I just took biology last year.

[?????? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SIR.]

[superbeliever]

Is that... some kind of apprenticeship?

[justmeheere]

No? It's just a regular class you take at school?

[superbeliever]

Ah, "school." I've heard of those. Crazy idea, huh? Teaching the peasants Latin. What will those monks think of next?

[justmeheere]

[Has Jeremy just been holding a wet apple throughout this conversation? Yeah. He's putting it in the trash now.]

Uh, nobody. Nobody's spoken Latin in like a hundred years? Not that. Well. You know. We didn't speak Latin at one point.