Week Three

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, some shit went down! Salieri's scene went off without a hitch, but the good mood didn't last. The first motive was a bit of a doozy, and yet it didn't even have anything to do with the eventual accidental death of Mumble Happyfeet! At least Sissi was already pretty much dating Death anyway, right? She's probably fine, wherever she is.

This week, new menus have been posted in the cafeteria. But, more importantly, it seems that other new information has emerged. Everyone wakes on Sunday with some new memories - or are they old ones? - floating around in their heads. Maybe there was something to your discussions of time travel after all. Maybe there was someting to the Wizard's knowledge of the future.

Regardless, you're still stuck in here. At least there's some new places to explore this week. Maybe you'll find something helpful.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regains and your AC for this week! Hester's office hours and the merch booth also remain available! ))

Comments

[fourbutts]

You're valid!

[ She is. Trying to close this suitcase. ]

I only saw like two, for what it's worth.

[yourattention]

Well, at least you're the one person who would look at them and go "nice shading" instead of "Connor, why are you so obsessed with this guy?" because. [He gestures between them.] We have an understanding.

[fourbutts]

The shading is pretty good.

[ She nods. ]

Yeah, at least like. Spongebob didn't get it.

[yourattention]

Oh god. I would literally fucking die if my favorite childhood cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants, saw my nude sketches of my close friend Miguel.

[He brings the sketchpad up to cover his face. Holy shit, he cannot even imagine.]

[fourbutts]

Could be worse, I feel like Spongebob would mostly say "Wow, nice pictures!" and try to be supportive. ... Wait, no, that might be worse, actually.

[yourattention]

No, that's definitely worse. Spongebob missing the homoerotic subtext and trying to be supportive of me....

[He fake shudders.]

[fourbutts]

Which is bullshit, given his everything with Patrick.

[yourattention]

Oh, definitely. I mean, queerplatonic pals are definitely a thing but also the vibes.

[He's just saying!!!]

[fourbutts]

Oh for sure.

[ a beat. ]

Spongebob shipping discourse takes on a new weird flavor when he's your roommate.

[yourattention]

Hm. You're right. Like, he's not my roommate but now it feels weird and voyeuristic like when people are talking about who Taylor Swift's dating this week. [oof. fun ruined.] Now I know what people mean when they say RPF is gross.

[connor murphy was in bandom sent tweet]

[fourbutts]

Yeahhhh, RPF only works when you're working with like. Their public persona. If you just know a guy, it gets weird.

[ She sighs. ]

Just one more corner of the internet the Wizard has ruined forever.

[yourattention]

Alas. Is there anything the bastard won't ruin?

[Signs point to no.]

[fourbutts]

Not a damn thing. Not a single damn thing.

[yourattention]

I cannot believe the man who kidnapped us all and is forcing us to murder each other would ruin everything too.

[/sarcasm]