itscurtains | Week Three

[Last week, some shit went down! Salieri's scene went off without a hitch, but the good mood didn't last. The first motive was a bit of a doozy, and yet it didn't even have anything to do with the eventual accidental death of Mumble Happyfeet! At least Sissi was already pretty much dating Death anyway, right? She's probably fine, wherever she is.

This week, new menus have been posted in the cafeteria. But, more importantly, it seems that other new information has emerged. Everyone wakes on Sunday with some new memories - or are they old ones? - floating around in their heads. Maybe there was something to your discussions of time travel after all. Maybe there was someting to the Wizard's knowledge of the future.

Regardless, you're still stuck in here. At least there's some new places to explore this week. Maybe you'll find something helpful.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regains and your AC for this week! Hester's office hours and the merch booth also remain available! ))

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...Any chance I could get that in writing?

Find me a piece of paper and I will draft a contract, post-haste.

[immediately slams down a piece of paper onto the table]

[He has such uncomfortable feelings abt this contract but...he trusts you, Maya. Please let him be able to argue back at least....just a little...]

[Welp. Guess Maya's sitting down to write!]

Tendo Maya and Antonio Salieri (henceforth known as Party A), do swear to allow one Discord Discord (Party B) full reign of terror on our wellbeing. In exchange, Party B must limit all other forms of chaos-causing and mischief making in the presence of others. Additionally, while Party A must bear the burden of being mischief-made, they have the authorization to verbally object, protest, or return fire, so long as Party B is not inhibited from their legal right to cause chaos.

Should this contract be voided in any way, the maligned party will have absolute authority to punish the offender in full, provided said punishment does not include extreme injury and/or murder.

[Maya holds the contract out for both men, brows lifted.]

Edited 2021-06-14 23:04 (UTC)

[Salieri is going to read over that. He has no idea of the full scope of what he's signing up for when it comes to Discord, but...well. At least he will have some form of defense in his wit, and it's served him well for this long.

And furthermore, it's Maya's idea. It's a well-written contract, and she's an incredibly intelligent, clever young lady.

After a moment, he takes a breath in and lets it out]

That is acceptable.

[Hang on, let him just read through this. He's not going to sign without giving it a careful look through, obviously.]

My, one would think you've written a contract like this before.

Though it is a little broad. Plenty of my chaos and mischief is perfectly harmless, I'll have you know. Maybe we should specify harmful chaos.

...Potentially lethal, perhaps.

[sir you can't keep adjusting up]

[She squints at him for just a moment, but...

Quickly crosses out all forms of chaos. It's replaced with harmful chaos.]

No physical injuries of any kind, Discord.

Acceptable?

[He can work with this.]

More than acceptable, yes.

Woods-san? Do you see any potential problems in this contract? Is it fair to both parties?

So we're adding the clause preventing bodily harm, do you want to add something for prohibited hours to allow for sleep?

Please, yes.

Salieri-sensei and I share a dorm. We can safely lock ourselves in. And since breaking down a door or disturbing the rest of others could be seen as harmful...

[she shrugs, but since Salieri-wants it, she gets to work on adding a clause.]

The same active hours the school uses should be fine, yes?

Edited 2021-06-14 23:43 (UTC)

That is perfectly acceptable, yes.

Right.

Then --

Tendo Maya and Antonio Salieri (henceforth known as Party A), do swear to allow one Discord Discord (Party B) full reign of terror on our wellbeing. This terrormaking may only occur between the hours of 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m., Gershwin time. In exchange, Party B must limit all other forms of harmful chaos-causing and mischief making in the presence of others. Additionally, while Party A must bear the burden of being mischief-made, they have the authorization to verbally object, protest, or return fire, so long as Party B is not inhibited from their legal right to cause chaos.

Should this contract be voided in any way, the maligned party will have absolute authority to punish the offender in full, provided said punishment does not include extreme injury and/or murder.

Edited 2021-06-15 00:08 (UTC)

Much better, thank you.

[Once Discord is done, she'll hand the pen over to Salieri.]

[He'll take it, and add his name to the paper, sealing his fate. ]

[Well, since everyone else has done it, Maya will add her name as well, before handing both pen and contract off to Elle.]

I trust you will keep this safe.

[Already ready with a pencil in his hand.]

Just tell me where to sign.

With a pen, Discord.

It isn't official, otherwise.

Blame Salieri, he only left pencils on the table.

And I, for one, am appalled at the lack of professionalism.

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mayavericks - 2021-06-15 00:18 (UTC) - Expand

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I'm training to be a lawyer. I can, I don't know, make it official or something?

Will you... notarize it then? Sign it so that it's official? [She taps her chin for a moment.]

And store it in your locker, as well. That way none of us can make unauthorized changes.

As far as I remember I'm still in training, so I don't know how official it will be, but it's better than nothing!