Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday


(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

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[mcfife]

[Angus stops in his tracks, holding a screw drill.]

Where-

Oh. [He frowns at Discord.] You speak of our fellow captives so terribly!

[disharmonizes]

Oh, I certainly do. They just make it so easy, can you really blame me?

I could call Salieri in here, if you need a particularly great tool.

[mcfife]

He is a skilled music creator. I would say he is among the most honorable among us.

[disharmonizes]

A forgettable music creator, if that delightful bit of reading we were given is to be believed.

[mcfife]

Some of his music survived. That is what "most" means. Why tear down an artist who creates roles for performers?

[He barely knows that guy and he will fight for him.]

[disharmonizes]

Oh, look at that, I just found the only member of his fan club!

Good for him.

[mcfife]

You who would create enemies rather than form alliances! What purpose do you have in insulting us?!

[He's probably a god judging by his profile, but what is a god to an angry Scottish man?]

[disharmonizes]

The purpose is that it's fun. What else would there be?

[mcfife]

So you torment others for evil. That is your purpose.

[disharmonizes]

More so for chaos.

You say it like it's such a horrible thing!

[mcfife]

Chaos has only brought suffering upon the universe. Those who seek to destroy all life are the worst beings in all existence.

What do you have against peace? Why would anyone awaken a great evil force? It can only be for love of causing pain.

[disharmonizes]

Oh, you're one of those types. The kind who rehearses heroic speeches every morning. Ugh.

[This one's not even a fun marketable pastel.]

Though you're wrong on a few counts there. I'm not all that interested in "destroying all life" or whatever.

[mcfife]

You don't know when an emergency calls for a heroic speech! What if we were to face off with The Wizard tomorrow? How would our fires of battle ignite?

[Good lyrics don't just pop out of nowhere!]

Then what is it that you seek, Discord?

1/2

[disharmonizes]

Oh, what I want is simple, really.

[And he smiles, standing up a little straighter, and right on cue...]

I... want the good times back
Resume my wacky fun
Restore the joyful charm
Of causing harm
To everyone!

[And he leans in a little closer, with a particularly wicked smirk on his face now.]

I want Equestria to cower
Like it did in days of yore
Sure it's sheer abuse of power
Ain't that what power's for?
I want to taste their tears
I want to hear their screams

I want that special rush you get from crushing hopes and dreams!

[disharmonizes]

[And then he leans back again, shrugging lightly.]

But killing everyone, honestly, that's going a little far. Then who would I have fun with?

[mcfife]

[So he does want to witness suffering! Truly this chaos-spirit is one of evil.]

Oh, then you could move onto someone else. Such a wicked man as yourself would kill peasants in gruesome ways if there were always more to kill.

[disharmonizes]

You're very hung op on this whole murder thing, aren't you?

I think that says a lot more about you than it does about me.

[mcfife]

I have seem much of my kingdom dead because a wizard was bored.

[disharmonizes]

Then it's a good thing I'm not a wizard.

[mcfife]

It is a good thing I do not have my weapon with me, either.

[Now he's watching Discord for any sudden movements.]

[disharmonizes]

Oh, now that's adorable. Sorry, but I like my plucky heroes a little more pastel. A little more marketable, if you will.

[mcfife]

You can have the pastels. I still do not trust you despite your taste in colors.

[disharmonizes]

Frankly, I'd be insulted if you did. I don't exactly pride myself on my trustworthy nature.

So, no offense taken, whatsoever.

[He likes it better this way.]