Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


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(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[brokeforgood]

I guess. But not like, because I'm into it or anything. [that would be so nerdy, actually being interested in something. She can't do that.]

See-- my stepsister, she made this group. Chords for Christ. And she wanted me to join, and I was all, no Annleigh, I can't, I'm already a member of an a capella group. And she was like no you're not! So I founded Songs For Satan.

[mcfife]

That...is what I would call a "powerful move." [If a bit petty and spiteful.] But it would help to have actual allies of Satan next time.

[Christianity does not exist in Gloryhammer-verse.]

But anyway, what do you sing? [He lifts one leg onto the bench and watches her for an answer. Please say something along the lines of metal or chanting or power ballads.]

[brokeforgood]

I'm pretty sure my sister thinks I'm a real ally of satan. [Maybe. Probably.]

Mostly fucked up bible songs that I rewrote to be about drugs.

[mcfife]

[???]

Are the songs from bible especially violent?

[brokeforgood]

Normally just creepy.

[mcfife]

How so?

[brokeforgood]

Lots of talk about Jesus' blood and how much he loves kids. It's really weird. Annleigh's super into it though.

[mcfife]

What?

[Christianity sounds wild.]

Is this a god?

[brokeforgood]

You don't know Jesus? [... An opportunity is presenting itself....]

[mcfife]

[He shakes his head.]

cw: this is probably sacrilegious

[brokeforgood]

He's the zombie-savior of Christianity. A bunch of romans killed him on a cross, and put him behind a rock, and then he came back to life and got out from behind the rock.

cw: sacrilegious

[mcfife]

[He nods at first, freezes, and grimaces. Yes, he knows this is a brief overview of the religion, but even so, the basis of worship has already touched a sore point.]

These people worship the undead? Are they a cult of necromancers?

cw: sacrilegious

[brokeforgood]

Well.... [She lowers her voice to a whisper]

You know. They drink his blood and eat his flesh, during worship, sometimes.

cw: sacrilegious

[mcfife]

And he simply regenerates his own flesh? [Is Jesus an evil wizard?] For what purpose? Wouldn't the body have rotted even a bit?

[brokeforgood]

Wait. It gets weirder. They think he's both him, and his dad. And they all think he's their dad too? Annleigh's always like I'm a Princess, because I'm a daughter of Christ! [She mimics Annleigh's voice in a higher pitch, stands up on her tip toes with her eyes wide open, and her hands clasped.]

[mcfife]

How does that work? Time travel?

[He shakes his head.] I can see why you would be upset with your stepsister. I worry for her safety.