Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


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(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah hums thoughtfully, scrunching up her face.]

I was thinking more about breaking us down emotionally.

[fourbutts]

Oh, psh. That's not even a theory.

[ Takes a bite of Butterfinger. ]

That said, no cure for emotional damage better than raiding free food from school facilities.

[brokeforgood]

That's true. You know-- that's the one part about this that doesn't make sense. [She shakes a bag of cookies at Janis.]

Why all the free snacks? Probably gonna be a huge tab at some point. [THIS DOES NOT STOP HER FROM OPENING THE COOKIES.]

[fourbutts]

[ Janis shrugs. ]

I like to think it's a personal apology for taking me specifically away from my regularly scheduled Halloween.

[brokeforgood]

Are you saying it was Halloween last you remember?

Because I was definitely about to go to an end-of-summer cheer sleepover.

[fourbutts]

... Yes?

[ a beat. ]

Oh, this kidnapping gets stupider and weirder every second.

[brokeforgood]

Is it bad that I still prefer being kidnapped to juvie over the cheer sleepover?

[fourbutts]

-Wait, what?

[ That's sure a sentence! ]

Are cheerleaders really that bad?

[brokeforgood]

Not all of us! [Come on Janis! She pouts, smoothing her braids.]

Just. Some of them. They either don’t care at all, or care way too much.

[fourbutts]

[ i googled and tragically Dare Me hadnt started yet by janis's initial canonpoint ]

Damn. That doesn't super surprise me, but. Not exactly my lunch table, you know?

[brokeforgood]

Oh yeah. There’s some wild drama. I’d say you should stop by the table some time, but that’s some serious life ruining shit.

[fourbutts]

Trust me, I am good at my table. I've tangled with enough life-ruiners as it is.

[brokeforgood]

I wish mine would leave the table. [Her voice softens as she says that. Whose she kidding. Does she even have a table to sit at anymore?

Quick. Farrah. Act cool. And like you don’t care. And. Throw someone else under the bus.]

I mean. How can you let someone stay on the cheer team who literally got kicked off the olympic team for failing a drug test?

[fourbutts]

In my experience, they find their own tables with their... peons.

[ she blinks. ]

I mean... I guess? What kind of drugs are we talking about, because I think Olympic athletes have earned a little weed.

[brokeforgood]

Not when they're dropping their teammates!

Also, like, opiods. Not the cool kind.

[fourbutts]

Jesus. That's rough, buddy.

[ what else...... do you say to that ]

You guys really that short on cheerleader wannabes?

[brokeforgood]

Not even. We have some girls that would be really good on the team, but like-- politics.

[fourbutts]

... Dare I ask?