Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


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(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[violentenvies]

[chaos dorm is just going to continue to fuel all of these whacky shenanigans and who knows when the ride will stop at this point]

1782. [he corrects that, completely unaware that intense pizza research reports that the aforementioned Margherita won't be invented for another century and a half]

...tomatoes and basil, you said?

[yourattention]

Yeah, ok. History is my least favorite subject. [Think??? About??? Time??? Passing???? ABSOLUTELY NOT] Anyway it's, like. You put tomato slices and fresh mozzarella on the sauce, bake it, then toss some fresh basil on at the end to give it herb-y freshness or whatever.

[one time i was watching a cooking competition and the guy made a margherita pizza with bacon instead of basil because they both start with b so anyway]

[violentenvies]

[those things are not remotely the same no matter how delicious it sounds but you gotta give the guy points for creativity.

Anyway]

...I see. That certainly sounds delicious. [he arches an eyebrow as he surveys the options] However, I see it's not one of the options you've chosen.

[yourattention]

The only basil I could find is dried and that's just the wrong vibes. Also this mozzarella is shit.

[shrug! you win some, you lose some.]

[violentenvies]

Oh. Well, that's a shame. It's frustrating to work with sub-par ingredients.

So...since a Margherita is out of the question, what flavors exactly did you decide on here? [he can only see what looks like a lot of cheese on one and that and some kind of salami on the other???]

[yourattention]

Four cheese and pepperoni, because those are the "standard" party flavors where I'm from. I could also do veggie and meat lover, I think.

[Sometimes it just be like that.]

[violentenvies]

Pepperoni? [he does not see any pepperoni here]

And...what exactly do veggie and a meat lover entail, exactly?

[Connor he is so perplexed and bemused pls explain]

[yourattention]

Veggie would be, like... bell pepper, onion, olives, mushroom. Meat lover would be the pepperoni, bacon bits, sausage, ham.

[People who are simply not in the habit of explaining themselves: Connor.]

[violentenvies]

Those sound...fascinating, if not simply overwhelming.

[yourattention]

That's not even getting into weird specialty pizza. Like, could I make a Hawaiian pizza? Sure. Would Janis probably knife me about it? Also yeah and it would probably be deserved. We could start whole discourse about Chicago vs New York vs stuffed crust vs whatever else is going on in the pizza world.

[He says this all in an extremely bland monotone. You know. Like that scene from Forrest Gump.]

[violentenvies]

[.....what]

...my, pizza certainly has...developed since my time.

[yourattention]

Sure has. There's even dessert pizzas now.

[Maybe he should make one of those.]

[violentenvies]

Dessert pizza? [Salieri is a fan of sweet things, certainly, but...]

What exactly does that entail?

[yourattention]

Depends on how you wanna go about it. You could go fruit or marshmallows and chocolate chips. I had one once that was apples and caramel, but I like the ones that are just a giant chocolate chip cookie.

[Pizookie supremacy.]

[violentenvies]

...if it is just a giant chocolate chip cookie, what makes it a pizza rather than a cookie?

[hilariously, google says he would in fact know what cookies are]

[yourattention]

You put ice cream and hot fudge on top. It's the worst and I would eat nothing else for the rest of my life.

[Tell me you're Gen Z without telling me you're Gen Z.]

[violentenvies]

[alssdlkh that final statement makes the corner of Salieri's mouth quirk up into a small smirk]

Assuming hot fudge is some sort of sweet, I will admit that does sound rather good.