Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday


(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[voicerights]

Consider it the robotic equivalent of a brain.

[alchemistake]

[The pause that follows is even longer than the last one, give him a moment.]

Are you saying...you're a robot?

[voicerights]

I am a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. A SQUIP.

[alchemistake]

[.........]

That's...amazing???

[Oh Varian is just going to 100% accept this as fact outright OKAY

It's just too exciting of a prospect not to, okay? Even if the acronym implies it's something far more complex than Varian actually has any familiarity with.]

That- oh, wow- what can you do? Tell me everything! I need to know everything.

[voicerights]

[Is that some subtle preening? POSSIBLY. But-]

Once partnered with a human, I serve as an assistant to improve their lives through various means, including: social networking. Wireless access to local systems. In short-

I direct the action, and I connect strings
I then weave together the major parts,
With me, my human always wins,
I finish the job they can only start.

[alchemistake]

[Varian should probably be a lot more concerned by the idea of "being partnered with a human", but is he?]

So that's why you don't look...well. Like a robot, I guess.

[No offense.]

How did they manage to get someone like you here...?

[voicerights]

My normal hardware can be contained within a single pill. [Tiny SQUIP; confirmed] As for how, I am still collecting data on that. I would like to know it, myself.

[alchemistake]

[Collecting data...wait.]

Hang on...if you're able to do that, do you think you'd be able to figure out who brought us here too?

[voicerights]

Of course. However, I anticipate it will take time to procure the information required in order to calculate such and their motives.

[alchemistake]

Hm...yeah, that makes sense.

[Even with that sort of tech, it's not something to be discovered all in one day. That'd simply be too easy, and the Wizard wouldn't allow it to even be here if it could just give them all the answers on command.]

Well, if there's anything I can do to help, let me know! I'm not a robot or anything like that, but I'd like to think I'm pretty smart.

[voicerights]

For now? Observe. As I am unable to connect to any digital network, I will have to rely on a social one.

[alchemistake]

Social, huh? Well in that case-

[He's just going to offer his hand to the SQUIP.]

My name's Varian! Should I just call you "SQUIP"?

[voicerights]

[Ah, yes. Handshakes. It'll take one, and nod]

Correct. My serial number would be inappropriate.

[alchemistake]

Heh yeah, probably. SQUIP it is, then.

I gotta say, I've never met a Super Quantum...uh. What you said, before.