Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


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(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[alchemistake]

[Cool, it just gets more fucked up the longer you think about it...]

I've tried talking to her, but she doesn't really seem to want to- or maybe be able to- listen to reason. Most of my questions have to be directed to the "Wizard" anyway, so it's like talking to a brick wall.

[yourattention]

........ Do you think she's brainwashed? If she was brainwashed, maybe we can undo it. Deprogram her somehow.

[alchemistake]

It's possible. Or we could be dealing with some sort of...stolkholm situation, right? I imagine she's probably been here a lot longer than we have.

[Maybe Hester is being forced to act against her will, and she's just very good at keeping that under wraps.]

[yourattention]

Maybe. [He seems to contemplate that for a moment.] If that's the case, we're gonna have a harder time bringing her to our side, if that's even possible. It might not be.

[alchemistake]

It's worth trying, I think. I mean, other than trying to escape, there's not a whole lot else to do.

[He looks around the costume shop again.]

Other than make our own fun, I guess. If you could call it that.

[yourattention]

What, you gonna go full mad lad science experiment? We could blow something up.

[Teenage boys love blowing shit up.]

[alchemistake]

[...oh no. Now you have his interest.]

That depends. What kind of experiment are we talking here?

[yourattention]

I don't know, you're the science boy. How much damage do you think setting something on fire would do?

[alchemistake]

Oh, plenty. Honestly, the only reason I hesitate is the small problem of what to do if the fire got out of control with no way for us to escape.

[It would put an end to this madness right away, though maybe not in a way they all intended for.]

[yourattention]

Ehhhhhhh, I think I saw a fire extinguisher somewhere. It'll be fine.

[connor no]

[alchemistake]

[CONNOR...and this is before Varian's even aware of the sprinkler system in the school. Those just weren't a thing back in 1800s era Europe.]

You know, I'm not...really used to people encouraging my work. You're sure you're not worried?