Week One

[stagemanagers]

[Yesterday, everyone woke up in a strange place and realized that they'd been kidnapped, and also that everyone else around them may or may not be kinnies? Wow, what a weird escalation of kin drama! Given what some people have seen of Spongebob's freaky arm thing, though, maybe it's not that at all?

Your Assistant Director, Hester, showed off her stuff and immediately had her life threatened by Lumpy Space Princess, who got her life threatened right back. Maybe you should keep that in mind if you decide to pay Hester any more visits! She won't be making another public appearance this week, but as promised, she'll be available for visits and consultation in the Principal's Office during business hours.

If you don't want to chat with Hester, there's always the school to explore! Some of you might also be receiving mysterious coins next to your bedside this week - those must be useful for something, right? There's lots to do, and you all seem like a group who can make your own fun, so enjoy your first week of school!]


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(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting regains for any threads that aren't with Hester. Remember, song threads mean an extra coin! This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[disharmonizes]

You know how messy politics and noble drama can be, right?

[violentenvies]

Not at all. [siiiip]

[disharmonizes]

[Ignoring your sarcasm sir.]

Right. So. Take that. Amplify it by about ten times, add in a lot of needlessly dramatic zoom-ins and over the top music stings, and ta-dah. An absolute disaster about nothing at all, there for anyone to see whenever they feel like.

[violentenvies]

[gosh can't even let a guy make a joke.

Anyway there were definitely some words in there that he has no idea what they mean, and he's not about to ask]

I cannot imagine why such a thing would be popular. [again, that neural tone, but he is absolutely joking]

[disharmonizes]

No one can. [Fine, fine, he'll joke back a little. GOSH.] So maybe your dimension will just skip right over it and come up with better entertainment.

[violentenvies]

Perhaps. Or perhaps we have already found it. [lol opera. anyway....] Might I ask, what do you mean by "dimension," precisely?

[disharmonizes]

World, universe, plane of existence. Whatever you want to call it.

[violentenvies]

[he would prefer to call it none of those things, because this is all so incredibly strange] Ah. I believe I understand your meaning, then.

[disharmonizes]

So, how is your very first interdimensional trip treating you.

[violentenvies]

[pffft as if he's going to give you an honest answer]

It has certainly been an experience. [he frowns, slightly] You make it sound as though this one is not your first.

[disharmonizes]

Oh, I have lots of experience. When you can warp reality however you want, tearing a hole in dimensions is nothing.

[violentenvies]

...I see. So you've visited your particular brand of chaos on more than one dimension, then?

[disharmonizes]

A few in my time. I have been around for a long time, so I couldn't just stick to one place, even if I do have a preference for my own.

Though, other dimensions tend to have their own chaos beings around and it's best to avoid those, usually.

[violentenvies]

[well that is, quite frankly, mind boggling. Salieri is just...going to take a sip from his cup. You almost become used to the taste after a while, and boy he wishes this one was alcoholic.]

You don't get along with other chaos beings?

[disharmonizes]

Things tend to get a little... intense. We're all pretty territorial and not much for playing nice.

We're not the getting along types.

[violentenvies]

No. Truly? [not overly sarcastic but like

yeah]

[disharmonizes]

Oh, I'm one of the friendlier ones.

[lol]

[violentenvies]

[. . . . .]

I see. [Sure.] How fortunate for us.

[disharmonizes]

I'm starting to feel so unappreciated. You are fortunate!

[Gosh, the DOUBT.]

[violentenvies]

Of course. I was stating as much, wasn't I? [he's going to hide his smirk in his cup]

[disharmonizes]

Yes, and it was oh so convincing.

[He's just going to down his own cup completely.]

[violentenvies]

I did try my best. Apologies if it was not up to your expectations.

[disharmonizes]

For an artist, I was simply expecting a better actor. But I'm sure by the end of this you'll be lying convincingly enough to even fool me into thinking you might tolerate me.

Practice does make perfect.

[violentenvies]

[aslkdfhs Salieri nearly chokes on the sip he was talking NO THAT WAS NOT ALMOST A LAUGH YOU ARE SEEING THINGS....and he moves to set down his cup, clearing his throat]

Yes, well, there's a reason I am not usually the one on the stage itself. But I appreciate your faith in me.

[disharmonizes]

Oh, no, I'm simply overflowing with faith over here, I won't miss any by giving you some. So much believe in everyone here.

[Is he extremely pleased he got Salieri to laugh? Oh, yes.]