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trust you've got a game plan
[ At noon on Wednesday, Riley's standing ready in the dining hall, with a clipboard and a big smile to anyone who shows up. She's set blank stacks of paper on the table, but we'll get to that. As promised, there's some basic snacks as well as some tasty banana bread. Snacks for everyone! ]
Welcome everyoooone~! Thank you so much for showing up. This is a new and confusing experience for all of us, but I'm sure if we strive to stick together and cooperate, it'll help us foster the most productive environment that we can. [ Bright, bright smile. ] So! I've gathered all of you so we can share any discoveries and compare basic information that might give us any idea of why we've been brought here. Good? Okaaaay!
[ That smile never leaves her face. She sets something down from her clipboard and starts passing out that blank paper. ]
Sooo, following my example, if you could fill this out, that...can be a good starting discussion!
[ Her example is essentially a survey. Wonderful penmanship, again. ]
Welcome everyoooone~! Thank you so much for showing up. This is a new and confusing experience for all of us, but I'm sure if we strive to stick together and cooperate, it'll help us foster the most productive environment that we can. [ Bright, bright smile. ] So! I've gathered all of you so we can share any discoveries and compare basic information that might give us any idea of why we've been brought here. Good? Okaaaay!
[ That smile never leaves her face. She sets something down from her clipboard and starts passing out that blank paper. ]
Sooo, following my example, if you could fill this out, that...can be a good starting discussion!
[ Her example is essentially a survey. Wonderful penmanship, again. ]
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Name: Shilo Wallace
Hometown: Largo City
Last Known Date: October 2057
What You Last Remember Doing: Leaving my room to go visit my mother's grave
Anyone You Know Here: No
Previous Knowledge Of The Phantom: None
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Where, um...is Largo City?
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Oh, it used to be called New York City.
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...Come again?
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[ she's going to regret this. ]
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[ Riley's carefully practiced smile twitches. ]
We're talking about the same things, right? Organs. Lungs, livers... All that?
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[ And with the exact same cadence one might give to any other commercial jingle: ]
Lungs and livers and bladders and hearts! You'll always save a bundle when you buy our GeneCo parts!
[ ... if you let her get to the second half she will but uh. ]
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[He's gotta teach that to Marius.]
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What the hell is that?!
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It's... the jingle from their commercials?
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Shilo, I'm just going to say upfront, this is really weird to me.
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[ the joke is that, with neither of them knowing it, Shilo Has Not Stopped Talking About GeneCo ]
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Um. Never? Not even once?
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[ she doesn't sound not slightly bitter about this? ]
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[ oh this is above her pay grade ]
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No, it's... that's weird too, huh?
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