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itscurtains2020-07-01 12:44 pm
isawallflower) wrote in itscurtains2020-07-01 12:44 pm
trust you've got a game plan
[ At noon on Wednesday, Riley's standing ready in the dining hall, with a clipboard and a big smile to anyone who shows up. She's set blank stacks of paper on the table, but we'll get to that. As promised, there's some basic snacks as well as some tasty banana bread. Snacks for everyone! ]
Welcome everyoooone~! Thank you so much for showing up. This is a new and confusing experience for all of us, but I'm sure if we strive to stick together and cooperate, it'll help us foster the most productive environment that we can. [ Bright, bright smile. ] So! I've gathered all of you so we can share any discoveries and compare basic information that might give us any idea of why we've been brought here. Good? Okaaaay!
[ That smile never leaves her face. She sets something down from her clipboard and starts passing out that blank paper. ]
Sooo, following my example, if you could fill this out, that...can be a good starting discussion!
[ Her example is essentially a survey. Wonderful penmanship, again. ]
Welcome everyoooone~! Thank you so much for showing up. This is a new and confusing experience for all of us, but I'm sure if we strive to stick together and cooperate, it'll help us foster the most productive environment that we can. [ Bright, bright smile. ] So! I've gathered all of you so we can share any discoveries and compare basic information that might give us any idea of why we've been brought here. Good? Okaaaay!
[ That smile never leaves her face. She sets something down from her clipboard and starts passing out that blank paper. ]
Sooo, following my example, if you could fill this out, that...can be a good starting discussion!
[ Her example is essentially a survey. Wonderful penmanship, again. ]
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[ Riley's carefully practiced smile twitches. ]
We're talking about the same things, right? Organs. Lungs, livers... All that?
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[ And with the exact same cadence one might give to any other commercial jingle: ]
Lungs and livers and bladders and hearts! You'll always save a bundle when you buy our GeneCo parts!
[ ... if you let her get to the second half she will but uh. ]
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[He's gotta teach that to Marius.]
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What the hell is that?!
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It's... the jingle from their commercials?
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Shilo, I'm just going to say upfront, this is really weird to me.
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[ the joke is that, with neither of them knowing it, Shilo Has Not Stopped Talking About GeneCo ]
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Um. Never? Not even once?
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[ she doesn't sound not slightly bitter about this? ]
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[ oh this is above her pay grade ]
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No, it's... that's weird too, huh?
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[ Can she eat normal things? Oh no, should she have screened all the snacks? Like, Riley's gluten-free but she's not required to- ]
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My dad is... he's been working on a cure instead of just the treatment, but no luck yet.
[ laughs in spoilers ]
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Just... if I pass out, the pills The Phantom gave me are in my room, I guess. I can handle food and... dad always says outside air is bad for me, but that's just him worrying too much, it's fine.
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Try keeping the pills on you at all times, maybe. That way, if something does happen, we can get you fixed up quick.
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I'll try, but... that's where the rest of them are if anything happens.
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[ SHE'S VERY ADAMANT ABOUT THIS. ]