Week Five

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, you had your very first minor body pileup! Granted, the Balladeer's death was entirely unrelated to anything, but at least he died as he lived - getting completely fucked up in some kind of carnival-themed hellscape. Only two days later, another terrible accident took Rina and Varian both from you. It's just been one of those weeks, huh? At least you got to add both of their corpses to your weird growing collection!

Again, you'll wake up this morning with another new snippet of memory. You'll also find that the stairs in the lobby are no longer blocked. You can only access one part of the second floor, but it seems like there's some neat stuff up there!

Outside, a few things seem to have changed. For one, the weather has turned - it'll be overcast this week, with periodic rain and even scattered thunderstorms. For another, the bushes around that rock out by the football field have bloomed. That's nice.

Get to it, friends! I'm sure everything will be fine this week!]


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regain and your AC for this week! As always, Hester's office hours and the merch booth remain available. ))

Comments

[fourbutts]

Oh if I get a chance his life is ruined.

[ She manages to look threatening for a moment before the weed causes her to drift from the topic. ]

Don't ever... have a kid named Regina. I'd be really sad if this was a Back to the Future thing and you were Regina's mom.

[whatyouwant]

[Elle wrinkles her nose. The second-hand smoke is starting to get to her, making her a bit more loose than usual.]

Ew, no. That name is just asking for your kid to be a bitch. Like naming a girl Chastity and expecting her to not be a stripper.

[fourbutts]

[ That just has Janis laughing. ]

See? You get it. She was doomed.

[whatyouwant]

That's like gotta be a form of abuse or something.

I take it this Regina you know is a bitch?

[fourbutts]

Oh yeah, she made my life so shitty my parents pulled me out of middle school.

[whatyouwant]

Ugh! Why do people have to be like that! Life is so much better if you're just nice.

[fourbutts]

Right? Just don't... spread rumors that make everyone hate your best friend so you can be popular, it's so easy!

[whatyouwant]

Wow! That's terrible! I would have loved to have a cool friend like you in middle school!

[fourbutts]

Thank you! I mean... I was probably less cool back then, so you know. Wouldn't be the cool art freak without her, I guess.

[whatyouwant]

So like, good that you lost her, but still not cool what she did.

I'm glad you're here. Not like here here, but like glad we met.

[fourbutts]

You know, me too. It's nice to be reminded that like... pink doesn't actually mean back-stabbing. It's not like a poison dart frog warning color... thing.

[whatyouwant]

[Elle giggles.]

Pink is the best color. Bitches are no longer allowed to wear pink.

[Yeah, the second hand smoke is starting to get to her.]

[fourbutts]

[ Bless. Janis looks up towards the ceiling. ]

You hear that, Regina? You're gonna have to throw out your whole freaking wardrobe!