Week Five

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, you had your very first minor body pileup! Granted, the Balladeer's death was entirely unrelated to anything, but at least he died as he lived - getting completely fucked up in some kind of carnival-themed hellscape. Only two days later, another terrible accident took Rina and Varian both from you. It's just been one of those weeks, huh? At least you got to add both of their corpses to your weird growing collection!

Again, you'll wake up this morning with another new snippet of memory. You'll also find that the stairs in the lobby are no longer blocked. You can only access one part of the second floor, but it seems like there's some neat stuff up there!

Outside, a few things seem to have changed. For one, the weather has turned - it'll be overcast this week, with periodic rain and even scattered thunderstorms. For another, the bushes around that rock out by the football field have bloomed. That's nice.

Get to it, friends! I'm sure everything will be fine this week!]


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regain and your AC for this week! As always, Hester's office hours and the merch booth remain available. ))

Comments

[employeeoftheyear]

I'd love to! Really the sooner the better; I wanna impress Sandy when we get home!

[mcfife]

[He nods, and turns to the exit.]

Meet me in the weight room. Bring good fighting clothes. Until then, enjoy your pool of liquid water. [And leaves with a swoosh of his cape.]

[employeeoftheyear]

Aye-aye Angus! I'll see you this afternoon!

[When afternoon rolls around, Spongebob is already there in a karate uniform, positively antsy to to this training.]

[mcfife]

[Angus awaits in the realm of weights and iron, wearing an appropriate relaxing outfit for a warrior prince. He stands at attention and salutes his new recruit.]

Alright! Karate! [He punches a palm with his fist.]

What are the basic stances!

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob looks absolutely pumped up as he starts listing.]

Well there's the Kneeling stance, Closed Leg stance, Immovable stance, Parallel stance, the Seahorse stance...

[As he lists them he pulls off each stance perfectly.]

[mcfife]

[Angus quickly copies Spongebob, not perfectly of course, but hes managing not to trip over his own feet.]

Okay, okay, one at at time. What's the Seahorse stance and how do you fight with that?