Week Five

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, you had your very first minor body pileup! Granted, the Balladeer's death was entirely unrelated to anything, but at least he died as he lived - getting completely fucked up in some kind of carnival-themed hellscape. Only two days later, another terrible accident took Rina and Varian both from you. It's just been one of those weeks, huh? At least you got to add both of their corpses to your weird growing collection!

Again, you'll wake up this morning with another new snippet of memory. You'll also find that the stairs in the lobby are no longer blocked. You can only access one part of the second floor, but it seems like there's some neat stuff up there!

Outside, a few things seem to have changed. For one, the weather has turned - it'll be overcast this week, with periodic rain and even scattered thunderstorms. For another, the bushes around that rock out by the football field have bloomed. That's nice.

Get to it, friends! I'm sure everything will be fine this week!]


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regain and your AC for this week! As always, Hester's office hours and the merch booth remain available. ))

Comments

[comeandfindme]

Ohhhhhh, J, I got so much weed.

[fourbutts]

Hell yeah.

[ she has no desire to be a stoner but she DOES enjoy being this instead of lowkey sad and scared ]

So like... sometime. Sometime. We could get stoned and I can paint you. And you don't even have to be naked if you don't want to.

[comeandfindme]

Yeah!! Yeah that'd be super fwhy would I even be naked to begin with oh my god, oh my god, do you do this with Maya, is this a normal girlfriend thing, oh jeez—

[fourbutts]

No no no! It's a... like I want to see you naked in a girlfriend way someday, but mostly it's a drawing thing! Life drawing! Artists do it!

[comeandfindme]

...You can't draw life with clothes on...?

[fourbutts]

I draw life with clothes on all the time! It was a joke! Don't worry about it!

[comeandfindme]

But...non-life doesn't have clothes either... Do you draw apples with hats...?

[ She's totally out of it. ]

[fourbutts]

Oh... no, but maybe that's where Veggietales came from?

[comeandfindme]

...But an apple's a fruit.

[fourbutts]

So's a tomato.

[comeandfindme]

[ Peregrine goes silent trying to comprehend this. ]

[fourbutts]

Yeah.

[ a beat. oh peregrine isnt coming back. ]

Luckily, hats for apples could also go on other things. Like vegetables.

[comeandfindme]

[ Very very softly, in tones of revelation: ]

Veggietales is a fucking lie.

[fourbutts]

And not even the Jesus parts.

[comeandfindme]

He was a fruit the whole time!!

[fourbutts]

Ah, to be able to hide that you are a fruit. Imagine.

[comeandfindme]

[ Peregrine just completely breaks into laughter. She cannot stop. Oh god. Oh god, this is what does it. ]