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week 3

We Only Have Tomorrow

[True to his word, on 6pm Thursday Spongebob has the party at the library set up and ready to go! It's filled with cute handmade decorations, snacks, and cobbled together games! Even with all the help he accepted, it's very clear that this was a passion project for Spongebob.

Taped around the library is a set of rules, and frankly there were a Lot of rule fliers around the library.]

RULES
1. Bring your own food and games! The more fun the better!
2. Stay as long as you want! We can make it a sleepover!
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERING
4. Have fun! 💗💗💗💗💗

[Luckily for those who are aware of the cartoon, the party doesn't seem nearly as micromanaged as it could have been ~~mostly because this party is more in a desperate attempt to keep everyone alive than anything else~~ so have as much fun as you can before tomorrow!]

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Of course not.

[Maya also returns to her feet. Her expression is certainly much more wary as she approaches Spongebob. She feigns a punch to the face, before lifting her knee up to catch him in the stomach.]

[The punch connects with a loud squeak! and he collapses to the ground.

He is deathly still.]

[Maya is still for a moment. Then, panic rushes in --]

Spongebob? Spongebob, are you okay?

[She's kneeling down beside him!]

[Maya will notice, as she's kneeling by him, that his mouth moves a little, and he makes a small sound. It's not unlike he's holding in a laugh.

And then, suddenly, he karate chops her on the head.]

[Maya doesn't have nearly enough time to react. The hand flies toward her head, and there's a brief moment of panic. With enough force, he could certainly do damage -- dangerous levels. She winces on instinct alone and...

Oh.

Well. That wasn't bad.

Still, being the actress that she is, she flops back dramatically, crumpling just as Spongebob had before her.]

[Spongebob gets up as he sees Maya collapse and goes to grab her, equally dramatically.]

Nooo, I can't believe I broke my own rules! May Neptune have mercy on my soul!