We Only Have Tomorrow

[employeeoftheyear]

[True to his word, on 6pm Thursday Spongebob has the party at the library set up and ready to go! It's filled with cute handmade decorations, snacks, and cobbled together games! Even with all the help he accepted, it's very clear that this was a passion project for Spongebob.

Taped around the library is a set of rules, and frankly there were a Lot of rule fliers around the library.]

RULES
1. Bring your own food and games! The more fun the better!
2. Stay as long as you want! We can make it a sleepover!
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERING
4. Have fun! 💗💗💗💗💗

[Luckily for those who are aware of the cartoon, the party doesn't seem nearly as micromanaged as it could have been mostly because this party is more in a desperate attempt to keep everyone alive than anything else so have as much fun as you can before tomorrow!]

Comments

[alchemistake]

Eh, I don't think anybody's going to be bothered if it stays here a while. It can live in the library too, it's fine.

[It's fine!]

Is that one hard to learn to play?

[Not the piano itself, but the song.]

[tellthestory]

Not really. But I've never had much trouble learning music. The whole point of me existing is to play music, right?

[alchemistake]

[Varian huffs a laugh at that, leaning lightly against the piano.]

Right. Does that mean you can play any instrument?

[tellthestory]

Ha, no. I tried that the first day here. I'm good with strings, but anything else?

[He shrugs, smiling.]

I'm horrible on a brass instrument. Any brass instrument.

[alchemistake]

Oh well in that case, I'm surprised I didn't hear it!

[Poor B and his failed doot doots...]

I'd give it a try, but I don't think I've got the lungs for it.

[tellthestory]

I bet you could, if you practiced! Pretty sure you just develop your lung capacity, you know?

[alchemistake]

You think so? So would it be smarter to start with something small, or just...go all in?

[GIVE HIM A TUBA]

[tellthestory]

I'd practice on whatever instrument you want to learn! Maybe just take it slower on something big? It's probably about the same thing.

[GET YOU THAT TUBA]

[alchemistake]

Honestly I'd be more concerned I wouldn't be able to, like. Lift it. I mean have you seen how big some of those things are?

[Madness.]

[tellthestory]

[The Balladeer snorts.]

They must teach kids those somehow. Maybe rest it on the ground...?

[alchemistake]

Good call. Isn't that what they have to do with, uh. What do you call those people-sized guitars-?

[tellthestory]

...cellos?

[alchemistake]

Yeah, that's it!

[A music major this boy ain't.]