We Only Have Tomorrow

[employeeoftheyear]

[True to his word, on 6pm Thursday Spongebob has the party at the library set up and ready to go! It's filled with cute handmade decorations, snacks, and cobbled together games! Even with all the help he accepted, it's very clear that this was a passion project for Spongebob.

Taped around the library is a set of rules, and frankly there were a Lot of rule fliers around the library.]

RULES
1. Bring your own food and games! The more fun the better!
2. Stay as long as you want! We can make it a sleepover!
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERING
4. Have fun! 💗💗💗💗💗

[Luckily for those who are aware of the cartoon, the party doesn't seem nearly as micromanaged as it could have been mostly because this party is more in a desperate attempt to keep everyone alive than anything else so have as much fun as you can before tomorrow!]

Comments

[comeandfindme]

...I'm not completely opposed.

[ ...Is Peregrine...the more straight-laced one...despite it all?! ]

[fourbutts]

I mean you're the one who knows how to start a fire, I'm betting, so. I'm counting on you for that.

[comeandfindme]

I mean, yeah, of course. I couldn't even begin to call myself a survivalist if I didn't know how to light a simple fire.

[fourbutts]

Then it's settled! We're doing arson together when this is all over.

[comeandfindme]

Wait, what?!

[ Who settled anything?! ]

[fourbutts]

Just the once! It'll be fine.

[comeandfindme]

I'm not really sure about arson, Janis, all the fires I've made have been controlled burns.

[fourbutts]

Okay, then how would we control it?

[comeandfindme]

You start with not burning down something this big.

[fourbutts]

Soooo just part of it?

[comeandfindme]

[ Exasperated: ] Janis...