We Only Have Tomorrow

[employeeoftheyear]

[True to his word, on 6pm Thursday Spongebob has the party at the library set up and ready to go! It's filled with cute handmade decorations, snacks, and cobbled together games! Even with all the help he accepted, it's very clear that this was a passion project for Spongebob.

Taped around the library is a set of rules, and frankly there were a Lot of rule fliers around the library.]

RULES
1. Bring your own food and games! The more fun the better!
2. Stay as long as you want! We can make it a sleepover!
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERING
4. Have fun! 💗💗💗💗💗

[Luckily for those who are aware of the cartoon, the party doesn't seem nearly as micromanaged as it could have been mostly because this party is more in a desperate attempt to keep everyone alive than anything else so have as much fun as you can before tomorrow!]

Comments

[whatyouwant]

You're really pulling it off! I especially love the sparkly hammer.

[Bruiser yips in agreement.]

[mcfife]

That’s not how it usually is. It came out of the machine with this pink coating on one side for some strange reason, but it doesn’t appear to be harmful.

[whatyouwant]

Hm, I wonder how it got bedazzled. As far as I know, none of the other items have come out altered.

[mcfife]

Someone had fun with the gemstones.

[It's pretty, but they don't help with the weapon lethality.]

It would look better with enchanted jewels, I must say.

[whatyouwant]

Maybe these are enchanted and you just don't know it yet!

[mcfife]

They don't look like they were carved properly. A gemstone must be symmetrical to imbue it with magic and properly attach it to a weapon. This is just a mess. The Wizard wouldn't allow such things to truly happen.

[But it's clean and that's all it matters.]

Unfortunately, they are too small to safely give to my lizards. I fear that Zargothrax or Tad Cooper could choke on one of these.