We Only Have Tomorrow

[employeeoftheyear]

[True to his word, on 6pm Thursday Spongebob has the party at the library set up and ready to go! It's filled with cute handmade decorations, snacks, and cobbled together games! Even with all the help he accepted, it's very clear that this was a passion project for Spongebob.

Taped around the library is a set of rules, and frankly there were a Lot of rule fliers around the library.]

RULES
1. Bring your own food and games! The more fun the better!
2. Stay as long as you want! We can make it a sleepover!
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERING
4. Have fun! 💗💗💗💗💗

[Luckily for those who are aware of the cartoon, the party doesn't seem nearly as micromanaged as it could have been mostly because this party is more in a desperate attempt to keep everyone alive than anything else so have as much fun as you can before tomorrow!]

Comments

[employeeoftheyear]

[He beams at Salieri.]

Yeah! I felt bad that no one here knew what I really looked like so I thought I'd show you!

[violentenvies]

Is the, ah...splitting into four pieces normal for you? [because wtf Spongebob]

[employeeoftheyear]

Yeah I used to do it all the time, why? Want me to try it here?

[Smile smile.]

[violentenvies]

No--no! That's, ah, that's perfectly alright! I would much rather you stay in one piece.

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob was already getting ready to pull off his arm when Salieri stops him.]

Aww, ok.

[He looks disappointed but perks up.]

I guess I don't know how that would work since I look like a human to you guys! I mean, you guys have blood and organs and stuff right?

[violentenvies]

[Salieri looks relieved when Spongebob decides not to do whatever he was going to do with his arm] We very much do, yes. [he admittedly knows very little about marine life, but the fact that this is possible??? It's...well, it's up there with the time and space travel and the Balladeer's whole Thing, quite frankly.]

Somehow, I don't think the result would be particularly pleasant to look at.

[employeeoftheyear]

I guess it would.

[He pauses.]

It's really weird that you guys are all humans, you know. You guys act so much like fish that I really had no idea!

[violentenvies]

Well, in that case, I could also say you act so much like a human that I had no idea, either. [he's amused, though]

[employeeoftheyear]

[He laughs, amused about it as well.]

You know I've only heard about humans from stories and the warnings about humans eating fish, but you guys are all great! I think all my friends would love to meet you!