We Only Have Tomorrow

[employeeoftheyear]

[True to his word, on 6pm Thursday Spongebob has the party at the library set up and ready to go! It's filled with cute handmade decorations, snacks, and cobbled together games! Even with all the help he accepted, it's very clear that this was a passion project for Spongebob.

Taped around the library is a set of rules, and frankly there were a Lot of rule fliers around the library.]

RULES
1. Bring your own food and games! The more fun the better!
2. Stay as long as you want! We can make it a sleepover!
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERING
4. Have fun! 💗💗💗💗💗

[Luckily for those who are aware of the cartoon, the party doesn't seem nearly as micromanaged as it could have been mostly because this party is more in a desperate attempt to keep everyone alive than anything else so have as much fun as you can before tomorrow!]

Comments

[voicerights]

Keanu Reeves is merely my default avatar. [a beat] And this is proof that the Wizard has a sense of humor.

[beat]

There is a ninety-eight-point-five probability it will.

[fourbutts]

And he doesn't get jokes, either. Damn.

[ /deadpan

Janis nods, gesturing a little with the camera. ]

If nothing else, editing video gives me something to do if it does.

[voicerights]

Dude.

[Is that a deadpan impression of Theodore Logan? It might just be. But now that that's done- it tilts its head at her]

You are certain you want footage of someone who may become a murderer?

[fourbutts]

I mean... not to be darker than the situation calls for, but from the way all this shit is set up, that could be anybody I film. Doesn't even have to be legally your fault in this stupid place.

[voicerights]

I was not specifically referring to myself. [Rude for you to assume!!!] But you are correct; it appears that merely having a hand in the death of another counts. There is no legality involved.

[fourbutts]

[ Look man she's seen enough movies about robots she knows how this goes! She's not a gamer, she hasn't seen seminal robot liberation piece Detroit: Become Human. ]

Wish there was any clarity on that. Board games have more rules than this place.

[voicerights]

Perhaps you should ask for specifics, then.

[fourbutts]

Eh, I'm... morally opposed to talking to Hester more than I have to. And I don't exactly have any plans to go a-killing just yet.

[voicerights]

Was the location in your envelope not important to you?

[fourbutts]

Not enough to kill everyone here over.

[voicerights]

And do you expect that to hold true for everyone else?

[fourbutts]

I mean... I'm not saying no one's going to do something. But if we just sit around and go "Oh, cool, guess we're doing this every week" when a real murder didn't even happen for the first one, that feels like a shitty call to make.