We Only Have Tomorrow

[employeeoftheyear]

[True to his word, on 6pm Thursday Spongebob has the party at the library set up and ready to go! It's filled with cute handmade decorations, snacks, and cobbled together games! Even with all the help he accepted, it's very clear that this was a passion project for Spongebob.

Taped around the library is a set of rules, and frankly there were a Lot of rule fliers around the library.]

RULES
1. Bring your own food and games! The more fun the better!
2. Stay as long as you want! We can make it a sleepover!
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERING
4. Have fun! 💗💗💗💗💗

[Luckily for those who are aware of the cartoon, the party doesn't seem nearly as micromanaged as it could have been mostly because this party is more in a desperate attempt to keep everyone alive than anything else so have as much fun as you can before tomorrow!]

Comments

[employeeoftheyear]

That's plenty! It's not about showing off after all, it's about having fun! And I'm sure you'll do great at the kazoo!

[fourbutts]

If there's a kazoo somewhere in here, I'm in. Though I... guess there's also always the more reasonable option of singing.

[employeeoftheyear]

We can do both! You can switch between singing and kazoo-ing whenever you want!

[And he's just gonna

Bolt to the band room for some kazoos, don't mind him.]

[fourbutts]

You got it, Spongebob.

[ It is a slight childish delight in her cold cynical teen heart every time she gets to address him by name. Regardless, she will wait patiently for him to return. ]

[employeeoftheyear]

[In only a couple of minutes, Spongebob runs back in with a kazoo (plus his ukulele), waving it in the air cheerfully.]

I'm back! Didja miss me? Now we can have a real jam session!

[fourbutts]

Bring it on, Spongebob. Let's jam.

[ She is relatively certain she is going to suck, but she is READY TO TRY. ]

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob nods and starts strumming along while he sings.]

I don't feel hate
I just feel sorry
You feel so very clever whenever you find another way to wear me down
But I don't feel hate
I just feel sorry
So you can wiggle with that middle finger, it'll never wiggle back to you
'Cause I don't feel
Sorry!