We Only Have Tomorrow

[employeeoftheyear]

[True to his word, on 6pm Thursday Spongebob has the party at the library set up and ready to go! It's filled with cute handmade decorations, snacks, and cobbled together games! Even with all the help he accepted, it's very clear that this was a passion project for Spongebob.

Taped around the library is a set of rules, and frankly there were a Lot of rule fliers around the library.]

RULES
1. Bring your own food and games! The more fun the better!
2. Stay as long as you want! We can make it a sleepover!
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERING
4. Have fun! 💗💗💗💗💗

[Luckily for those who are aware of the cartoon, the party doesn't seem nearly as micromanaged as it could have been mostly because this party is more in a desperate attempt to keep everyone alive than anything else so have as much fun as you can before tomorrow!]

Comments

[voicerights]

[In other words; you're a fucking nerd]

I would have to see your village to give you advice. The social norms may be different than what were programmed in to me, but I am meant to adapt as the situation requires.

[The SQUIP may or may not be playing aggressive - too aggressive. And if it happens to give an opening Varian can't bring himself to ignore, well...that may also be part of the plan.]

[alchemistake]

[Aggressive is fine. It actually makes it more fun for Varian, the challenge. So if that opening gets presented then hell yes he will go for it, though he won't be torn up about it if he loses either.]

It's alright. It'd probably be a lot different compared to what you're used to dealing with, anyway.

Then again, I'm not sure how many potential friends I could have made would like playing chess anyway. It's not all that easy to pick up, you know?

[voicerights]

Again, it depends on your village. You appear to be from a time and place somewhat dated, compared to my own. While there are chess clubs, joining one would designate you as a target by bullies.

[alchemistake]

Bullies? Why?

[What do people have against chess, god.]

[voicerights]

Because 'nerds' are low on the social ladder. Check.

[That was quick]

tags this back now while frowning

[alchemistake]

[OH...Varian looks down at the chess board, his brows furrowing. This might take him a minute to see if he can...get out of it...

...also wait what did he say-]

W-wait, I'm not a nerd!