Week Two

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, no murder happened! Instead, a lot of students started work on Salieri's school play, which sounds pretty cool even though it's gonna be short, several people destroyed Bigfoot and got a few mysterious clues, and Orpheus started a fire in the kitchen! All in all, not a bad first week!

Though some people might have gone to talk to Hester, she hasn't made any more public announcements. There's some new papers posted up around the cafeteria, but it looks like it's just your upcoming lunch schedule. Seems like nothing's driving you towards Rule Five except, perhaps, all of the kidnapping and how criminally boring some of you are finding the school. Maybe the Balladeer is right, and you really can just wait this out? Only time will tell!]


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( No new locations this week, since y'all haven't paid in blood! Hester's office hours are still open, as are regains! Make sure to complete your first activity check by Tuesday! ))

Comments

[disharmonizes]

[Oh, someone's been swarmed. Tragic.]

If you're dead, raise your hand and I'll make sure to definitely inform someone.

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah.... raises.... her hand]

[disharmonizes]

Will you need a eulogy? Because you will not like anything I come up with, but I'm also the only option right now.

[brokeforgood]

It’s fine, as long as it’s funny. And you mention how good my hair was.

[disharmonizes]

Hang on. [He's getting out a pen.] Let me just write this down.

Good hair... funny... Any other requests? They're your last, after all.

[brokeforgood]

Funny and good hair. That should sum up my life pretty well. [She nods, scooting an escaping rabbit back onto her stomach.]

Tell them I died from the cute overdose. Or.... a crippling allergy to rabbits.

[disharmonizes]

Well, we could always combine the two. A crippling allergy to cute. Very serious. We can raise awareness.

[brokeforgood]

We can’t do that. [A beat. Just long enough for suspicion to linger.]

If I was allergic to cute, I wouldn’t have made it through a single day of my life.

[disharmonizes]

[He lifts up his pen, looking over at her.]

I think we just found your epitaph.

[brokeforgood]

You think they can etch my face into the tombstone under it, so everyone knows how cute I am? [She sits up a little, clutching one of the jackalopes to her chest.]

[disharmonizes]

It'll probably cost more, but oh, what the heck. We may as well splurge a little.

[brokeforgood]

Yolo, right? If there's ever a time to splurge, it's for your death.

[disharmonizes]

More like you only die once, in this case.

[#yodo]