Week Two

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, no murder happened! Instead, a lot of students started work on Salieri's school play, which sounds pretty cool even though it's gonna be short, several people destroyed Bigfoot and got a few mysterious clues, and Orpheus started a fire in the kitchen! All in all, not a bad first week!

Though some people might have gone to talk to Hester, she hasn't made any more public announcements. There's some new papers posted up around the cafeteria, but it looks like it's just your upcoming lunch schedule. Seems like nothing's driving you towards Rule Five except, perhaps, all of the kidnapping and how criminally boring some of you are finding the school. Maybe the Balladeer is right, and you really can just wait this out? Only time will tell!]


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( No new locations this week, since y'all haven't paid in blood! Hester's office hours are still open, as are regains! Make sure to complete your first activity check by Tuesday! ))

Comments

[employeeoftheyear]

What's a country?

It's located in the Pacific Ocean! It's the most beautiful, bestest city in the entire ocean!

[samefacesyndrome]

[ ...You know what that clears up everything. ]

It's like a body of land... which I guess makes sense you wouldn't have if you're in the ocean.

[ That's the quickest way she can think of explaining it right now. ]

How are you able to live in the ocean though?

[employeeoftheyear]

Oh, like Texas, then!

And I'm a sponge, of course!

[It's in his name, obviously!]

[yourattention]

He's Spongebob kin, don't worry about him.

[employeeoftheyear]

[He smiles blankly.]

What does "kin" mean?

[yourattention]

[in an absolute deadpan:]

When you pretend to be a character in a previous life on Tumblr for attention.

[employeeoftheyear]

Oh like playing pretend? I love playing pretend! Does that mean I'm a pirate kin too?

[Look at him, Connor.

You're ruining him.]

[yourattention]

Yup. Yar-har fiddle-de-dee do what you want 'cause a pirate is free and all.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Aaaand what's a "Tumblr"?

[yourattention]

Twitter, but we keep it feral.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[uuughggghh]

I don't know what that is, either.

[yourattention]

It's better that way, trust me.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Is it, though?

[She doesn't LIKE being confused. Granted, she doesn't like being angry all the time either.]

[samefacesyndrome]

Oh... okay...

[ what's kin-- wait no she is not asking this she knows better ]