Week Two

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, no murder happened! Instead, a lot of students started work on Salieri's school play, which sounds pretty cool even though it's gonna be short, several people destroyed Bigfoot and got a few mysterious clues, and Orpheus started a fire in the kitchen! All in all, not a bad first week!

Though some people might have gone to talk to Hester, she hasn't made any more public announcements. There's some new papers posted up around the cafeteria, but it looks like it's just your upcoming lunch schedule. Seems like nothing's driving you towards Rule Five except, perhaps, all of the kidnapping and how criminally boring some of you are finding the school. Maybe the Balladeer is right, and you really can just wait this out? Only time will tell!]


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( No new locations this week, since y'all haven't paid in blood! Hester's office hours are still open, as are regains! Make sure to complete your first activity check by Tuesday! ))

Comments

[wanderlusttitania]

What?!

[That-]

That's terrible! Who would say something like that about their own blood!?

[brokeforgood]

Oh, don’t worry, that one wasn’t my own blood. It was the church counselor. My mom just mostly cried and yelled “I don’t know why she’s like this!”

[wanderlusttitania]

The Church told you this?

[She looks rather annoyed, at that.]

Well, whoever that is, they don't really know Jesus. Any man of the Church who would say that to anyone is not a true man of God!

[brokeforgood]

It’s fine. At least they didn’t try and exorcise me. [Shes being extra about that part but says it totally seriously so who knows]

1/2

[wanderlusttitania]

That's ridiculous! You're not possessed, any sensible person could see that!

[Right, that's it, Something Must Be Done!]

Where is your bishoprate? I ought to have Franzi write about this immediately to the Pope-

2/2

[wanderlusttitania]

[-wait]

...

Oh, but I keep forgetting...different times, different spaces.

[Which pope is even? Does you even pope Farrah?]

[brokeforgood]

It’s okay. Anyway, I vote for not escaping. There’s no real school to do, I have endless diet coke, and nobody yells at me to get out of their room. The only complaint I have is the lack of reality tv.

[wanderlusttitania]

...Reality tee vee?

[She's seen the Diet Coke in the machines at least.]

[brokeforgood]

Oh my god. I have to tell you about the Real Housewives. You'll love them. They're all very rich, drunk, and they always fight and point fingers at each other over the dumbest stuff.

[wanderlusttitania]

...isn't that just the Viennese court, though?

[Not against her, though, she's the empress and her husband surely protected her from such!]

[violentenvies]

[reality TV???]

You enjoy dramatic makeover programs that are about nothing at all?

[brokeforgood]

I like watching teen moms go to see a Ke$ha [how did farrah just say ke$ha? dont worry about it] concert when they're supposed to be reporting to jail, so then they have to go to double-jail.

[violentenvies]

Double-jail? Is that something that people are sentenced to? For going to a concert?

[feudalladyshandmaid]

I understood only some of those words.

[Oh BOY]

[mcfife]

The Church of Jesus?! [The zombie-man that Farrah's stepsister eats regularly?] Your entire family worships him?!

[wanderlusttitania]

[Blink]

Monsieur McFife?

[mcfife]

I have been told of this cult before, but I didn't know there was an entire church. Farrah, what kind of family do you have?!

[wanderlusttitania]

[At this, Sissi smiles.]

Oh, you mean our Christian faith? It's not a cult at all! There's actually several different churches dedicated to the teachings of our Lord and Savior!

[mcfife]

[Angus is looking at Sissi with INCREDIBLE concern. Does she also wish to become a necromancer? This kind empress eats a dead man??]

[violentenvies]

[Salieri's jaw goes tight at that] It seems as though both of them were far more concerned with helping themselves than you. Self-absorbed cretins. [there's disgust in his voice, and perhaps a hint of anger]

[brokeforgood]

[Why are you all so mad? Farrah shrugs.] It’s all true. I’m troubled, and a teen, and I’m attention seeking. And I get lost a lot.

[violentenvies]

...there are many people that are troubled in one way or another, especially when they are teenagers. As for the others, forgive my ignorance, Farrah, but I cannot imagine a context where that sort of reaction would be acceptable. Especially considering your other traits as well.

[tellthestory]

[The Balladeer has been largely quiet throughout this; what does he know about family relations, after all? But...]

Sometimes...attention must be paid. You shouldn't just be ignored.

[disharmonizes]

[ok honestly even Discord's pretty yikes at all this]

[brokeforgood]

[We are the Tigers is a totally normal musical about a group of well adjusted teenagers at a cheer sleepover where everything is fine.]