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itscurtains2020-07-01 12:44 pm
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trust you've got a game plan
[ At noon on Wednesday, Riley's standing ready in the dining hall, with a clipboard and a big smile to anyone who shows up. She's set blank stacks of paper on the table, but we'll get to that. As promised, there's some basic snacks as well as some tasty banana bread. Snacks for everyone! ]
Welcome everyoooone~! Thank you so much for showing up. This is a new and confusing experience for all of us, but I'm sure if we strive to stick together and cooperate, it'll help us foster the most productive environment that we can. [ Bright, bright smile. ] So! I've gathered all of you so we can share any discoveries and compare basic information that might give us any idea of why we've been brought here. Good? Okaaaay!
[ That smile never leaves her face. She sets something down from her clipboard and starts passing out that blank paper. ]
Sooo, following my example, if you could fill this out, that...can be a good starting discussion!
[ Her example is essentially a survey. Wonderful penmanship, again. ]
Welcome everyoooone~! Thank you so much for showing up. This is a new and confusing experience for all of us, but I'm sure if we strive to stick together and cooperate, it'll help us foster the most productive environment that we can. [ Bright, bright smile. ] So! I've gathered all of you so we can share any discoveries and compare basic information that might give us any idea of why we've been brought here. Good? Okaaaay!
[ That smile never leaves her face. She sets something down from her clipboard and starts passing out that blank paper. ]
Sooo, following my example, if you could fill this out, that...can be a good starting discussion!
[ Her example is essentially a survey. Wonderful penmanship, again. ]
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But for real, nothing happens. You are not full of Squip. Except, uh, the people who are? rip in pieces]
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Yeah. Jeremy's making friends with the floor.]
oh my god oh my god oh my god
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Riley takes this moment to sweep over and try to help Jeremy up. ]
Ooookay!!! I think that is enough talk about SQUIPs and Mountain Dew for today, don't you?!?!
[ Her voice is an octave higher than usual. ]
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At least, uh. We probably don't all have supercomputers in our brains? [Haha. Ha.] Yay.
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[She is fussing, but really, after a display like that, what else is she supposed to do?]
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[Knowledge is power!! But he's had too much knowledge for one hour or whatever at this point.]
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Don't worry, I'll take notes when I come back.
[She kind of pats his arm as they walk. Better not bother telling her not to come to your room now, Jeremy.]
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[He's just kind of. Letting himself be dragged away by Christine, because that's easier than resisting TWO different girls trying to mom friend him. He can barely resist one girl trying to mom friend him.]
Um, you - you know you don't have to walk me all the way back to my room, Christine.
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[Wow, Christine, you know sarcasm?]
It's fine. I want to make sure you're okay... sounds like there was a lot of stressful stuff we needed to talk about.
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[He pulls a face, setting down the half empty bottle and screwing the cap back on.] Is it supposed to taste like vaguely irradiated lemonade that's been run through a battery?