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It's Curtains Mods ([personal profile] stagemanagers) wrote in [community profile] itscurtains2016-10-10 11:53 am
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OVERTURE

You wake up, and realize you don’t remember how you got here.

This bed is soft and warm, but it’s certainly not yours. And the room is unfamiliar - unless perhaps you’re an actor, seeing as it looks almost exactly like every dressing room in the world. It's not quite large enough to fit the bed and trunk comfortably alongside the vanity, but it what it lacks in open space, it makes up for in coziness. This could be something you’ve seen in a movie, or dreamed about experiencing one day. But whatever the case, you aren’t supposed to be here.

There’s a silver key resting on your vanity, along with a thin program booklet. The cover - where the name of the show would usually be - is blank, but if you flip through it, you’ll find some startlingly familiar information. Maybe a few familiar faces as well…

The hallway outside is narrow and poorly-lit, lined with star-studded doors. But if you make your way past them and out into the lobby, you’ll find something entirely different: an elegant, refined opera house. Crystal chandeliers glitter overhead, and the red carpet is perfect for putting on a show. A large clock on the northern wall marks the time, though with the windows shuttered and locked it's difficult to tell whether it's morning or night. There’s also some framed information pinned up that you might find helpful. If you explore further into the adjoining wings, in fact, you'll see there's an identical copy in every room.

There’s also two sets of double-doors in the lobby: one leading back the way you came, deeper into the Opera House, and one leading out. For the moment, neither of them will open.

It looks like you’re stuck. But hey - at least you aren’t alone.
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (stealing your stuff now and then)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-15 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[.....WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS???]

Microwaves heat food, Valjean-san.
breakingbread: (bread dad is concerned)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-15 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's like an oven?

[don't feel like you have to go into mechanical detail m8 it's fine]
lifegoalsorwifegoals: that you don't know of (but there's a few things)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-15 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[hahahaha you saw my adventures in tf r3 huh it's fine that'd require d-ne to know how mechanical shit works anyway]

Yes, like an oven. A smaller, more instant oven.
breakingbread: (bread dad cannot believe)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-15 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? How can it be more instant?

[If your fire is too hot that's crazy unsafe?]
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (I'll be)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-15 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[she didn't expect to spend time teaching an out-of-touch old dude about microwaves but you know what why not]

Let me show you... Let's see. [yo do we have any instant foods around here my dude]
breakingbread: (bread dad)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[fuck yeah we do]

Thank you for taking the time.
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (ღ i don't know how to say this)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[prepare to learn about microwaves with motherfucking hot pockets]

It's far simpler than you'd imagine. [Behold, the spinning heating thing] When this clock reaches zero, that will be ready to eat.
breakingbread: (bread dad wonders about you)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-16 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He watches with keen interest. It still makes very little sense to him. The glowing numbers are counting down, so that's obviously time, but...]

How does it know how much heat to use? And...where is the heat coming from?
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (Who am I meant to BE ?)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-16 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It knows ah, by this. The power button. I...could change it, but, the default, it works well. As for where it comes from, um...

[how do]

It generates it? Itself? I frankly don't know how to explain it beyond that?
breakingbread: (bread dad sees your sins)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-16 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. I suppose I don't really need to know more than that, do I? As long as it -

[The timer goes off, startling him a little. He hadn't expected it to shriek.]

- as long as it works.
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (you've drawn an outline)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-17 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it chimes when it's done. [she says, like five seconds late

(she totally meant to do that, watching him jump is funny)]


Yes, see... [Behold, a totally edible hot pocket.] Food.
breakingbread: (bread dad sees your sins)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-17 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[That sure is

a substance]


What is it?
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (i'm standing before you)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-17 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
A hot pocket. [Steak kind!] Take a bite.
breakingbread: (bread dad cannot believe)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-17 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[are you trying to literally murder him

Valjean takes a bite of the hot pocket]


It is... [what can one say about this] ...very hot.
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (❣ 'cause you're really my dearest friend)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-17 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh my god NO why would anyone kill bread dad

D-ne lets out a chuckle.]


That is why they are called that.
breakingbread: (bread dad is sad)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-18 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Jean Valjean has burnt his tongue.]

Is this what people in the future eat? [I'm gonna be real with you right now, hot pockets are gross af]
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (✂ i will show you what i can be)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-18 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[how dare yno ok yeah i survived off them for a few years and then lost the taste entirely]

It is one choice! There are many kinds of food, Valjean-san.
breakingbread: (bread dad outside)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-19 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Where I come from, there is much less variety available for the common man. This is quite easily the most richly stocked kitchen I've ever seen. The machines must help, of course - this icebox could keep things for a while.
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (And I'll)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-19 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know microwaves or refrigerators... Curious. This place is more like a store than a typical home, I admit, but the appliances a-are all common in my experience.
breakingbread: (bread dad cannot believe)

[personal profile] breakingbread 2016-10-21 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I've never even heard of such things before. I would not be one to own such an advanced machine, but I do live in Paris - the aristocrats would have them if anyone did.
lifegoalsorwifegoals: (and when i wake you)

[personal profile] lifegoalsorwifegoals 2016-10-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I...can't figure it out... Hm, it's a question to, ah, look into, I suppose. Why I know of these but you don't.