Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[comeandfindme]

[ After a long, long pause: ]

Schools in the city are fucking weird.

[fourbutts]

That is a fair comment, though I think the vibe is more suburb.

[comeandfindme]

There's less than a hundred people at my school, Janis, anything is the city to me.

[fourbutts]

I am, for many reasons, very grateful that isn't the situation where I grew up, but wow.

[ they would have had to Fucking Move. ]

Guess you guys would mostly get like... your garden variety slasher, then. Big scary dude in a mask on the edge of town or whatever.

[comeandfindme]

[ ...Peregrine frowns. ]

The guys on the edge of town are usually just guys, you know. They're not...scary or anything. Just lonely.

[fourbutts]

[ Janis ponders that for a moment. ]

Yeahhhh, probably? The edge of my town is just like. More town. That's just Skokie over there. Probably no slashers in Skokie.

[comeandfindme]

The point is— there aren't any slashers in Whitetail. Or Sara Berries.

[fourbutts]

Hey, good for you guys. Benefits of small-town living.

[comeandfindme]

[ Peregrine shoots her a half-hearted thumbs up and goes back to The Haunting of Hill House. ]